I never knew such a product existed...

"Men, the Soldier of the Month board is next Thursday.

"First prize is a home-cooked meal at the Colonel's house.

"Second prize is you don't have to eat with the Colonel."

real GENETICALLY DARK SKINNED human beings...just like my WHITE AF FIL, who's so white he's almost transparent, (Bohemian Czech), but even though he HATES PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE me, he claims to be naturally dark.. UH yep. Sure that make sense, somewhere.. I think... BTW, last time I checked, he's a trumpanzee & I've NEVER met him in person, (what a shame..LOL), he actually tried to friend me on FB to chat me up; I ignored his request....

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Their parents enlisted them in Summer baseball camp and the kids want to lose so they can have summer off.

They get Kyle's cousin to join the team to help them wash out, but a few surprising things happen.

It turns out that EVERY other team has the same plan, to lose their games to get summer's off.






PS. It's great because Randy gets drunk at every game and gets in fistfights with an opposing team's parents.




Then, he comes up against the most famous dad to fight, Bat Dad . .





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Good for their health.