Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus,....

• The average uterus is "cash only."

• When provoked or frightened, a uterus emits a high-pitched scream that instantly stuns its attacker.

• The natural enemies of the uterus are the locust, the hawk, the carpenter ant, and the witch.

• It is possible to use a uterus to determine the nearest source of fresh water or magnetic North but not both.

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http://www.theawl.com/2012/08/todd-akin-uterus-facts

Funny, but sad....have we gone back to the days of Witchcraft and such? or are these guys such troglodites they are seriously scared of the voodoo of the lady parts...?