You can really trust a review from a guy who says he died and really likes his coffin.

They make great birthday presents.
I gave one to my nephew to celebrate his first birthday!

thing inside the door. Very stylish.

that's some stiff competition for Amazon.

But I have actually met someone who purchased caskets direct. They have two in their barn, heavily wrapped and sealed from the elements. The reason is because they are extremely expensive at the mortuary and he saved thousands doing this-and leaves his children with one less decision when he and his wife pass on.

He also has a small family cemetery that he maintains and will be the place of interment. His plans are on file with his doctor, his pastor,his attorney and a local funeral director.

They were so cheap that sometimes people bought them to make furniture.

And it had to be made in Maine (where he was from). My dad found someone on the internet who made them.

From tree to box.

We would all do our families a favor by having these things sorted out ahead of time for them. My brother died suddenly in a car accident a few years ago, and we were left with having to make all of the arrangements. Sitting with my elderly mother while the funeral director tried politely to explain that my brother was "a big guy", and they only had two caskets on hand that he would fit in, was heartbreaking to watch her endure. Then, I felt embarrassed to ask which one was cheaper, but let's face it that's going to come into anyone's mind. Especially when both available ones were more than double the price shown here.

That said, if the review gets a few more people to think about planning for the inevitable while getting a chuckle in the process, I think this is a great idea someone had.

After that bogus health report, I figure it's only a matter of time.

cremation. Give him a head start for where he's going. I'll even offer to spread his ashes in Juarez, Mexico.

What does a used one cost?

You have a grave sense of humor, friend.

Oh, and I just remembered...
Amazon does have a show called Pushing Up Daisies.

Used one.

....so everyone can kiss my ass.

1 new at 1700.00 Does that mean they sell used.

n/t

the urn with the ashes can be shipped back to loved ones by drone delivery.

Can't wait to read the user reviews

you have to stay that way for so damn long.

Urn on Amazon and saved 500.00.
We just didnt have the money to do what
We did when my dad died.

Not built to last but purely for the beauty of her life.

Mine might be an urn with the inscription "Well, I guess I wasn't immortal after all." Not sure that any of my kids would want it, tho.

Our son has property in the forest, and we are having him put the ashes there. and plant a tree above.. Same for me when my time comes..

Back to the earth.. No one has to worry... Cemeteries are worthwhile for historians, but once the last person who knew you is gone...so are you..

Space on the planet is limited....

Mine is in his last days. I agree with everything you said.

n/t

might come in handy in my circle.

https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336

food chain material! My son cringes, but I am serious. The bears and coyotes would be quick about it.

I also like to look at the products customers bought that viewed this item

Gauged wire; 8 gauge dispensing needles (for thick liquids) and a pipe crimping tool.


related products:

Aside from cremation urns there is a Christmas outfit for a horse; 8oz container of bay leaves, sawdust and a 7oz hammer.


Feels like an episode for "Criminal Minds"

My plan:
https://www.eternalreefs.com/