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Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household (Borowitz)
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bezos-says-amazon-drones-ready-to-deliver-mueller-report-to-every-american-householdBezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household
According to Bezos, Amazon has been planning the Mueller delivery mission for months, quietly building its drone fleet from a meagre two hundred to well over three million.
“Amazon will be doing same-day delivery of Mueller’s report the day it is released, free of charge, to both Prime and non-Prime households,” Bezos said. “This is our way of giving something back.”
News of the offer sent the Mueller report zooming to No. 1 on Amazon’s best-seller list within minutes.
According to the Amazon site, customers who shopped for the Mueller report also shopped for “Crime and Punishment,” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
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But if he got behind a serous effort to topple the Trump .. I'd reconsider 
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