Trump just finished a presser before stepping onto AF1.

I couldn't listen to him too long without puking, but I did catch the last minute, where he said he was the greatest president ever, that he's not just blaming Obama for doing nothing about North Korea, he's blaming every other president, because they're not as great as he is.

Essentially he didn't get squat regarding nuclear disarmament. He said he got Kim not to test missiles and nukes, but that decision had been made by Kim months ago and had nothing to do with Fat Donnie.

Talks broke down because Kim wanted sanctions lifted entirely. Trump complained about how expensive it was for the U.S. to be in the Japan-South Korea-U.S. alliance, which freaks out the other members.

He talked about how many real estate development opportunities are available along the beautiful beaches, and how much money there was to be made.

Basically, the trip was a waste of time. It showed a complete lack of planning on the part of the State Department, which should have had a deal worked out before IQ45 set foot in Hanoi. It also showed the depth of ignorance of Trump, who honestly thought he could walk into a major negotiation with a canny adversary and wing it on his own.

Did I mention that he said he was the greatest president ever? Multiple times?

I feel the bile rising in my throat, so I gotta run to the bathroom.