sharing this when one of the group yells “suicide”. I think I’d rather see him in prison.

The agreement would have to include no business endeavors of any kind, and no public tweeting or publicity. He would have to live out the rest of his life away from public view--hard for a man like him, but a more palatable alternative to jail. He would be allowed a single property that is not a business to live at quietly. If he broke terms he would immediately be imprisoned for the rest of his life.

Alternatively, here’s a map of countries with and without an extradition treaty with the US.


Oh man he’s going to regret that shit hole countries comment

His brand name would be pretty useless, too, and he really has no skills of value.
Would anyone want him?

Someone tweet out to Trump that Barack Obama successfully practices erotic asphyxiation a few times each week for the BEST orgasms ever. Trump won't be able to resist out-asphyxiating himself to beat Obama.

Elba, perhaps. Or North Sentinal Island.

Take a tall ladder to get over the wall

my dearest friend said, "I hear you should put the gun to the back of your throat."

I quit being so dramatic, but I've never forgotten his advice.

They seem to love it so much, they should really consider it.

He can even march in Kim's parades.

Give them some really big numbers and percentage since he’s motivated only by ego and greed. anything is a big percentage increase over nothing

Although I wouldn't object to his - and his family's - defection to a non-extraditable country.

Then the USG seizes their assets, secures cooperation worldwide freezing him out of access to financing and ability to travel.

He might be able to see Alaska from his house.

Like this one: