This article, written by Obama under the name “Baroque Yo' Mama,” was published in the “Harvard Law Revue,” a parody of the Review done by the law school's graduating class. The article gives a look into young Obama's sense of humor and serves a preemptive send-up of Dreams From My Father.

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Barrage O'Trauma

Age: Extraordinarily Mature

Occupation: First African-American President of a major law revue published outside of New Haven.

Latest Accomplishments: Faking macho sports injury to ensure election; Limiting body meetings to two and a half hours; Deflecting questions about ring on left hand.

Last Book Read: Everything I Know I Learned in Kindergarden; Modern Folk Tales.

Why I Do What I Do: "To contribute to legal scholarship, sharpen my mind, . . . and the ladies love it."

Quote: "Engage, empower, smoke Marlboro."

Profile: Shy, awkward, insecure. Not interested in politics

His scotch: Doers White Label. "Six or seven bottles makes even McConnell go down smooth.

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