the sidewalk.

So I don't think those laws count.

Women aren't allowed to pee on the sidewalk either. Got anything else?

penis be exempt. Maybe they should just be eliminated.

to slap "every sperm is sacred" riders onto every single bill to regulate a uterus and make them stick.

It won't regulate penises but it will put a stop to the vagina laws real quick.

I think there are the incidents with the actors PeeWee Herman and more recently the other guy, whose name escapes me. I don't think the cooter flashing actresses that were caught on camera were arrested or fined. So maybe this is a penis specific statute.

We need special laws just for penises and/or testes.

All unattached males should be required to have saltpeter put in their food until such time as they are married and/or living with a woman who likes them.

I don't know if the saltpeter old wives tale actually kills a guy's libido but it could be interesting if that is in fact the case.

Unless you're selling something.

is quite at the same level as "We Own Your Entire Reproductive System and can Force You to Give Birth."

to find something guys can get into trouble over. It doesn't seem to be rape, does it.

But often not.

Just for my amusement and ego.

I would never discriminate against the gay ones - I am not a "penist".

I'm thinking we need special laws for their special parts.