You KNOW He's Lovin' It

Despite being forced by political reality to condemn what happened in Christchurch, New Zealand, you know that Trump was ecstatic to learn that the perpetrator of senseless murder had actually cited him as an inspiration.

You know that while Spanky sat there pretending to send “warmest sympathy” to the victims’ families, all he could think about was that he – the man who has vilified Muslims as terrorists full of hatred and violence – had influenced someone on the other side of the world to gun down innocent men, women and children as they peacefully bowed their heads in prayer.

No doubt those tiny fingers were wrapped around that mushroom-sized flaccid dick last night, masturbating to a murderer’s “manifesto” that specifically named him as a “symbol of renewed white identity”.

Make no mistake. Donald Trump has proven who he is over and over again. And who he is a coward who takes joy in knowing his racism has encouraged violence against those he hates, and has inspired white supremacists to point to him as a role model.

Surely the Trump-humper who sent pipe-bombs to prominent Democrats and journalists was a cause for celebration in The Dotard’s private quarters at the White House. But the explosive’s failure to maim and kill perceived “enemies” was undoubtedly a bitter disappointment.

But the Christchurch atrocity was no doubt the fulfillment of the Racist-in-Chief’s fondest wet dream – dead Muslims whose deaths were “inspired” by his own rhetoric.