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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLeaked schedule for A.G. Barr review of Mueller report with Trump (could be fake, since I wrote it)
11 AM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the first half of page one
11:10 AM: Break for juice box and pop tarts
11:30 AM: Sock puppets finish re-enactment of page one
11:40 AM: Poop break
12:00 PM: The "Everyone who's indicted, take one step forward" game
12:10 PM: White House Staff gathers to applaud and laugh heartily as Trump dances around in a circle proclaiming "I'm not indicted, I'm not indicted, I'm not indicted, NO COLLUSION!"
12:30: Break for Juice Box, chocolate chip cookies, and belly rubs from Sean Hannity as he asks "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?"
12:45 PM: Poop break
1:00 PM: Trump phone call to Kim Jong Un, in which he asks "How do you say "NO COLLUSION" in Chinese?"
1:15 PM: Conference call with Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro, David Duke, and Playboy's 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk
1:30 PM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the first half of page two
1:40 PM: Two Quarter Pounders with Cheese, fries, Diet Coke, two fried apple pies
2:00 PM: Poop time
2:10 PM: EXECUTIVE TIME
4:10 PM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the second half of page two
4:20 PM: KFC break
4:45 PM: Poop time
5:00 PM: EXECUTIVE TIME
BSdetect
(8,999 posts)Timmygoat
(779 posts)I am getting tired of all this nonsense about what we will be allowed to know about it. Correct me if I am wrong, we, as taxpayers
paid for the report, we are paying Barr et al, and they are telling us what we can see and not see, I want to know who made them
king!
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)I'm trying not to do too much analysis of things I don't know.
I do believe Mueller re-directed portions of this to other investigations, such as SDNY.
So Corey Lewandowski's emotional declaration last night about this "exonerating" Trump sounds premature, at best. Also, the only way he knows a damned thing about the report is is Barr gave it to Trump, and Trump then shared his own "analysis."
Kurt V.
(5,624 posts)Takket
(21,644 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,219 posts)...if that is even your real name!
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,219 posts)Simeon Salus
(1,154 posts)I see no time scheduled for Russian prostitutes to piss on the Constitution.