Anyway, point is, Devin Nunes had a big Thursday. Because not only did he sit next to Schiff and whisper in his buddy's ear while Schiff was kicking his ass, he also went to see Maria Bartiromo over at the Fox Business network, to tell her he is ready to start making criminal referrals to the DoJ/FBI, so that they may put themselves in jail, for doing a COLLUSION WITCH HOAX against his beloved president, and by extension, to the American people. LOCK YOURSELF UP! LOCK YOURSELF UP!

"We are prepared now to at least submit our first criminal referral we think will grab everybody that we need to grab to make sure that there is a proper investigation," or "at least our referral over to DOJ," he added.

Neat. Do you really need more transcript than that, or can we just skip it, because Devin Nunes is a broken clock, and everything he says is the same, about fake made-up FISA court scandals and Hillary Clinton buying fake dossiers from Russian flea markets to hurt Donald Trump, YADDA YADDA YADDA #RELEASETHEMEMO? (If you want video, it is here.)

It's funny because Devin Nunes -- Devin Nunes! -- is doing this after his committee pal Mike Conaway spent Thursday morning saying Adam Schiff needs to resign because he made people distrust "our institutions," which is something Devin Nunes would NEVER do! You know, by making up fake FISA scandals, obsessing to the point of sickness over two FBI agents who were fucking and sometimes texted each other that they didn't like Donald Trump, and writing bullshit memos that everybody laughs at, claiming he found all the smoking guns and lies the FBI told about its WITCH HUNT into the Trump campaign. Oh, and also one time he kicked out of his Uber on a late Washington DC evening with the ferocity of a cow who was mildly displeased to find itself in the backseat of a car, so he could traipse his sad ass to the White House to receive fake "intelligence" about the Obama administration doing "unmaskings" to Trump people in their routine surveillance of foreign enemy intel targets -- THOSE ARE TRUMP'S FRIENDS, GODDAMMIT! -- at which point he somersaulted across the White House lawn to give the White House the secret intel he had just received from the White House, which was so embarrassing he was forced to pretend to recuse himself from the House Intel Committee's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 elections.
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Oh, but our INSTITUTIONS! And now Devin Nunes is sending a sexy police cow to tell our institutions to put our institutions in jail, in order to remedy all the distrust in our institutions created by Adam Schiff. You betcha!