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MineralMan

(146,317 posts) Fri Apr 5, 2019, 09:58 AM Apr 2019

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Broken News: Trump Removes Ban on DDT!

Washinton, DC, 5 April, 2019

US Threatened by Flying Hordes from Mexico - DDT to Stop Migration

After learning that countless millions of invaders are poised to cross the Mexican Border by air, President Donald J. Trump immediately issued an Executive order removing the decades-old ban on the pesticide DDT. In an impromptu press briefing, Trump stated: "Look, I am the only Monarch in the United States. We can't have flying Monarchs invading our nation. As soon as I saw this story on the Twitter, I issued this executive order. Look at it! We'll have no Monarchs from Mexico here. "

One reporter asked the President why he wanted to kill harmless butterflies. Trump said, as he stomped out of the room: "No goddamn Monarchs are getting into the United States! Period. I am the Monarch here!"

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Broken News: Trump Removes Ban on DDT! (Original Post) MineralMan Apr 2019 OP

Get thee to the greatest page malaise Apr 2019 #1

You're too kind, as always... MineralMan Apr 2019 #2

This is seriously funny malaise Apr 2019 #3

Isn't that a contradiction in terms, like "jumbo shrimp?" MineralMan Apr 2019 #4

Hehehehhe - intentionally malaise Apr 2019 #9

And Republicans can celebrate with shots of Mickey Slims! ck4829 Apr 2019 #5

Very good! Firestorm49 Apr 2019 #6

Thanks! MineralMan Apr 2019 #7

Also wants to add a work requirement fo safeinOhio Apr 2019 #8

No doubt. My 94-year-old parents won't be pleased to hear that, MineralMan Apr 2019 #10

Don't give him any ideas liberaltrucker Apr 2019 #11

malaise

(269,053 posts)

1. Get thee to the greatest page

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:04 AM

Apr 2019

because "I am the Monarch here" - hilarious.
Now stop those fucking butterflies.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

2. You're too kind, as always...

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:07 AM

Apr 2019

malaise

(269,053 posts)

3. This is seriously funny

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:10 AM

Apr 2019

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

4. Isn't that a contradiction in terms, like "jumbo shrimp?"

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:11 AM

Apr 2019

Donwald won't get the joke, I predict.

malaise

(269,053 posts)

9. Hehehehhe - intentionally

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:49 AM

Apr 2019

ck4829

(35,077 posts)

5. And Republicans can celebrate with shots of Mickey Slims!

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:18 AM

Apr 2019

Firestorm49

(4,035 posts)

6. Very good!

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:40 AM

Apr 2019

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

7. Thanks!

Reply to Firestorm49 (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:49 AM

Apr 2019

safeinOhio

(32,688 posts)

8. Also wants to add a work requirement fo

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:49 AM

Apr 2019

Hospice.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

10. No doubt. My 94-year-old parents won't be pleased to hear that,

Reply to safeinOhio (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:50 AM

Apr 2019

I'm sure.

liberaltrucker

(9,129 posts)

11. Don't give him any ideas

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Apr 5, 2019, 01:06 PM

Apr 2019

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