I'm sure they were waiting to hear from him before springing into action.

blame Muslim terrorists right away.

(Not you, Miles. You cool. I mean the crazy arseling, of course.)

...on top of his head.



The classics never die. I'll be here all week, folks.

I'm a "cable cutter," I get my TV via Netflix, Hulu commercial free w/ live TV, HBO, Amazon Prime, and the channels associated with Roku.

Sadly, MeTV isn't part of that. Maybe someday.

I asked is because they showed Episode #3 last night and Jonathan Winters was on there and did that joke, lol.

Perhaps flying monkeys should come out your ass. God, what a fool.

Stupid person's idea of a smart person.

The river Siene is right there.

The gargoyles can fly right over to the river at the base of the cathedral and drop water on the fire.

Trumps will be tweeting this in almost no time.

raked the leaves off the roof such a mess SAD!
Coul've prevented a terrible tragedy.

(How'd I do sounds like tRUMP doesn't it?)

last Fall rather than visit the site of a devastating WWI battle. To be fair, it was drizzling....

Even when they're giant ignoramuses. A pathological need to interject.

Shut the Fuck Up, Donnie. Let your crap staff take a stab at a proper statement of grief, empathy and solidarity.

When he gets his Space Force I'm sure they'll be able to drop fire retardant from low earth orbit, if they're not shooting down aliens...

There. I added some sound effects for you. The shooting down part.

I mean, it’s kind of hilarious for him to weigh in with his expertise, but it’s also kind of nice that he’s trying to be helpful. One of the first times I’ve ever thought he had a shred of humanity.

He's a Narcissist who is compelled to interject and make himself the subject of any event.

Watch him go over there to tour the ruins and say dumb shit.

"First the bad news, then the risible news. Notre Dame is burning and it's a bad one. And our moronic president thinks maybe a water dropping air tanker should be used."

That moron. That was probably the only piece of information he got out of the California fires -- water dropping air tankers. That and raking the underbrush.

Seriously. We know he doesn't care. He just needed a moment to make a "presidential" tweet.

and fly over the cathedral and piss out the window on the fire. You fucking clueless moron.

CA wildfires tend to be in remote areas where the terrain makes it difficult to get firefighters up to the front lines, and they tend to cover many acres. And if they miss their target by a few hundred feet, no big deal. They don't drop tons of water on densely populated urban areas where it would likely do more harm than good.

Now, I'm not a firefighter. I do know that fire departments around the world do communicate with each other and share their practices: one of the nearby towns frequently hosts overseas firefighters at their urban search-and-rescue training facility. The Parisian firefighters almost certainly have watched and learned from other urban fires - unlike a certain orange entity who can't let a newsworthy event go by without shoehorning himself into the picture.

to blame the French for allowing an old heap like that to keep standing for centuries instead of tearing it down to build a Trump hotel on the site.

I also figure he's pissed off because all the news coverage is about the fire and not about his latest lame rally.

Jealousy is flooding his very being right now.

Meanwhile, what are the odds that Junior is already checking on the possibility of building a hotel from the ashes?
Not meant to be funny, unfortunately this is entirely within the realm of possibility for this bunch.

You clueless imbecile.

Tons of water smashing into an 800 year old building like a sledgehammer.

Link to tweet