In this case, "sinkingfeeling" matches perfectly!

and suffer the loss of his soul."

It's called, alternative baptism, heathens. 😂😂😂😳

What I've learned about baptism attending Christian churches:

1. Babies are sprinkled with water, I guess because they've accumulated no sins yet.
2. Youths are momentarily dunked in a pool of water to wash away more sins

So it only makes sense "alternative baptism" must take a long time to scrub away a lifetime of sin from the 70-something-year old Devil himself. Seriously, the "family values" party now "worships" a guy who whored out his wife in porno, owns a liquor company, owns a gambling casino, and sits on a gold-plated toilet. Back when I was a kid, all of those things were taught in church as "sins" and people who did that were miscreants.

No judgement made by me, but conservative Christians universally used to think someone like Trump is the Devil himself. Now, because Trump offers to stop abortion, some literally worship "the Devil himself" in their language. The deception is Biblical.

You're welcome, atheists. I take one for the team so you don't have to.

Have a meaningful Passover and Happy Easter, everyone. ☮️