Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

slater71

(1,153 posts)
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 03:53 PM Apr 2019

What makes evangelicals ok with Dump garbing women by the crouch.

I don`t get it. Married three times, paying off women to be quite about their affairs and doing what ever he wants with women. If they are true believers in a God than this behavior should go against everything they believe in. Just wondering if they have always been out there or is it something of a cult that supports Trump. I don`t remember hearing of them when Bush Jr. ran. Just wondering.

82 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
What makes evangelicals ok with Dump garbing women by the crouch. (Original Post) slater71 Apr 2019 OP
Dude, your lack of proofreading is making this thread hilarious. cwydro Apr 2019 #1
Now, I do believe I've "garbed in a crouch" in my younger days. cwydro Apr 2019 #3
Nope never in my life have I had to 'grab a crouch', Volaris Apr 2019 #19
Crouch garbers are the worse. backtoblue Apr 2019 #23
I'm enjoying it lunatica Apr 2019 #4
You just know Pinboy is rolling somewhere, sigh. cwydro Apr 2019 #6
As Mr. Bunker once said... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2019 #13
Bwah! cwydro Apr 2019 #14
April 19th, 2019 at 7:12 AM ET was a Full Pink Moon discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2019 #18
Lol! cwydro Apr 2019 #62
Lol I miss pinboy...are we gonna have to link the door buzzard thread here, Volaris Apr 2019 #22
The crouch that garbed christmas backtoblue Apr 2019 #26
Sir or Madam, you just did Pinboy fuckin PROUD! Volaris Apr 2019 #29
Here's to pinboy backtoblue Apr 2019 #32
That thread was epic. cwydro Apr 2019 #63
Miss him big time malaise Apr 2019 #70
Yes, he is. Bless his heart. Nay Apr 2019 #55
Now, now... MineralMan Apr 2019 #5
Garb away! Just don't gabble when you garb. cwydro Apr 2019 #7
Well, OK, then... MineralMan Apr 2019 #9
They don't give a shit. It's that simple. They also don't care that they're hypocrites, and they WhiskeyGrinder Apr 2019 #2
Do not edit dalton99a Apr 2019 #8
Spellcheck did it's job perfectly. lunatica Apr 2019 #10
Lol! cwydro Apr 2019 #11
Grammar-check OTOH, failed miserably ... mr_lebowski Apr 2019 #12
I thought 'the crouch' was the place murielm99 Apr 2019 #16
I always sit on my crouch no matter lunatica Apr 2019 #49
Lol ..Google the following for a damn good laugh : Volaris Apr 2019 #24
Influence RandySF Apr 2019 #15
Voice Recognition? Texting my sons the phone's syntax can be good for a laugh so I send it. IADEMO2004 Apr 2019 #17
They can do anything they want malaise Apr 2019 #20
Malaise, did you see this post over in the lounge? Jebus with a ganja blower! ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #27
That explains how high folks think he is - you know like in the sky malaise Apr 2019 #31
They also don't think much of women. leftyladyfrommo Apr 2019 #21
Ehhhh... Volaris Apr 2019 #25
From my experience D_Master81 Apr 2019 #28
They sound like a circular firing squad lunatica Apr 2019 #50
They are authoritarians... Religion is just their tool zaj Apr 2019 #30
evangelicals enid602 Apr 2019 #33
your spelling errors oddly make your argument more compelling Skittles Apr 2019 #34
Skittles, are you back?! cwydro Apr 2019 #64
it is me! Skittles Apr 2019 #65
Yay! cwydro Apr 2019 #68
Welcome back! Habibi Apr 2019 #78
thanks Habibi Skittles Apr 2019 #82
It is most encouraging to see you here once again! MineralMan Apr 2019 #76
Evangelicals have become Christ-less "christians." OneBro Apr 2019 #35
Abortion is the primary issue for evangelicals andym Apr 2019 #36
Abortion and gay marriage. Beaverhausen Apr 2019 #59
They're the same ... they just try to hide it with their ridiculous religion. tRump does openly RKP5637 Apr 2019 #37
I don't know if you've noticed, but "true believers in God" have been sexually abusing people... SidDithers Apr 2019 #38
But have they been garbing in a crouch? jberryhill Apr 2019 #40
Not the early Christians... SidDithers Apr 2019 #41
Ima just post this so I can tell the grandkids I was in this thread jberryhill Apr 2019 #39
In all seriousness... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2019 #42
When garbing myself in pants, I crouch. Does this make me a bad person? Shrike47 Apr 2019 #43
You should sit. Crouching is dangerous. The drill is, leg, other leg, stand, pull up- rzemanfl Apr 2019 #60
Evangelicals don't care about women jcgoldie Apr 2019 #44
To garb or not to garb lillypaddle Apr 2019 #45
This thread has been recommended for a DUZY. madinmaryland Apr 2019 #46
Easy: they don't care. Initech Apr 2019 #47
As long as he supports the pro life agenda Meowmee Apr 2019 #48
It's not pro-life. It'a anti-choice. stopbush Apr 2019 #80
Yes agree Meowmee Apr 2019 #81
It's always the woman's fault for leading the man on, so to them Trump is the victim. 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2019 #51
I wish I'd said that. lpbk2713 Apr 2019 #52
The might get something they want from him, so they overlook his sins. LonePirate Apr 2019 #53
Dump garbing. A new sport! Only when crouching, though. NRaleighLiberal Apr 2019 #54
You should proofread. I have to wash socks. Oh my, do I ever have to wash socks. n/t rzemanfl Apr 2019 #56
5769/748. n/t rzemanfl Apr 2019 #58
Lol. cwydro Apr 2019 #69
Hypocrisy Soxfan58 Apr 2019 #57
As long as he will appoint judges who will redstatebluegirl Apr 2019 #61
Garbing crouch? BlueFlorida Apr 2019 #66
he is a white male bigoted asshole just like them JI7 Apr 2019 #67
This morning I woke up, reached over and garbed my wife by the crouch. rzemanfl Apr 2019 #71
Omg... cwydro Apr 2019 #72
It's simple. It's what andym said in post 36: ABORTION. n/t mtnsnake Apr 2019 #73
Money ck4829 Apr 2019 #74
Power ck4829 Apr 2019 #75
trump is appointing anti-arbortion federal judges... beachbum bob Apr 2019 #77
Why do people refuse to go back and correct typos in the title lines stopbush Apr 2019 #79
 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
1. Dude, your lack of proofreading is making this thread hilarious.
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 03:54 PM
Apr 2019

I don’t think you meant it to be.

 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
3. Now, I do believe I've "garbed in a crouch" in my younger days.
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 03:58 PM
Apr 2019

Usually making a fast getaway for some reason or another.

I’ve garbed in my car too, which takes even more contortions than a crouch!

Volaris

(10,271 posts)
19. Nope never in my life have I had to 'grab a crouch',
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:17 PM
Apr 2019

As I just happen to possess a penis, and so when out in Gawds Own Wilderness, I STAND to relieve my bladder lol.

And theres a little rectangular box for sale on Amazon that makes all my girlfriends able to do the same!!!--because fucking technology lol! (Yep look it up. I have women friends who ordered some, and after ONE USE they goddamn swear by the things heh!!!).

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)
18. April 19th, 2019 at 7:12 AM ET was a Full Pink Moon
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:16 PM
Apr 2019

But it's daylight savings during a non-leap year so allowing for jet lag, that's a big NO.
But also completely hilarious.

Volaris

(10,271 posts)
22. Lol I miss pinboy...are we gonna have to link the door buzzard thread here,
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:20 PM
Apr 2019

even tho it's not Christmas yet???

WhiskeyGrinder

(22,351 posts)
2. They don't give a shit. It's that simple. They also don't care that they're hypocrites, and they
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 03:58 PM
Apr 2019

don't care if you point out their hypocrisy.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
12. Grammar-check OTOH, failed miserably ...
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:08 PM
Apr 2019

There should not be a verb like 'crouch' in that position in the sentence. If it was 'a crouch' rather than 'the crouch' then the fail might be understandable ...

murielm99

(30,741 posts)
16. I thought 'the crouch' was the place
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:14 PM
Apr 2019

where I fall asleep in front of the TV.

I like this thread anyway.


Volaris

(10,271 posts)
24. Lol ..Google the following for a damn good laugh :
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:23 PM
Apr 2019

Poem I Halve A Spelling Checquer...

Why I don't trust the damn thing, and ALWAYS give a printed version of every paper I write for class to some one smarter than myself lol . .

malaise

(269,008 posts)
20. They can do anything they want
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:18 PM
Apr 2019

because their Jebus forgives only them. A pass is given to anyone who fulfills their agenda.

On the other hand they can judge the rest of us because they are chosen and we aren't - got it!!

leftyladyfrommo

(18,868 posts)
21. They also don't think much of women.
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:20 PM
Apr 2019

Women are to be subservient to men st all times.

And a lot of those men have serious sexual issues.

Volaris

(10,271 posts)
25. Ehhhh...
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:24 PM
Apr 2019

Yes and yes.
And as long as both sides get what they need and dese...

You know what, maybe just never mind lol...

D_Master81

(1,822 posts)
28. From my experience
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:27 PM
Apr 2019

Living in evangelical deep red Indiana it seems evangelicals that i know say that they dont like Trump as a man, but they like his policy and they feel he supports their views so they will overlook his personal flaws which dont impact them as long as he supports the political views they have which they feel does impact them. This obviously is a small portiion based on maybe a dozen people, so take it for what its worth.

 

zaj

(3,433 posts)
30. They are authoritarians... Religion is just their tool
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:30 PM
Apr 2019

Controlling people through their biggest fears

OneBro

(1,159 posts)
35. Evangelicals have become Christ-less "christians."
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:36 PM
Apr 2019

They wholly reject Jesus the Christ and all that He represents, and they fully embrace Donald Trump and all that he represents.

andym

(5,443 posts)
36. Abortion is the primary issue for evangelicals
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:37 PM
Apr 2019

This issue allows them to excuse un-Christain behavior of any sort. After all they would argue, King David was a murderer and adulterer and yet a favorite of God.

RKP5637

(67,109 posts)
37. They're the same ... they just try to hide it with their ridiculous religion. tRump does openly
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:38 PM
Apr 2019

what they do in private. They get a sexual kick out of tRump's antics.

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
38. I don't know if you've noticed, but "true believers in God" have been sexually abusing people...
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:39 PM
Apr 2019

for a couple thousand years.

What on Earth led you to think that this behaviour goes against what "true believers in God" believe in?

Sid

SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
41. Not the early Christians...
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 04:47 PM
Apr 2019

I don't believe that garbing in a crouch came about until the enlightenment.

Sid

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)
42. In all seriousness...
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 05:06 PM
Apr 2019

...me being what's considered an "evangelical" I'm not okay with his grabbing, his demeaning nor any of his other disgusting behavior especially regarding women so I'm just not okay with him. He is offensive to other groups as well but his claiming to be a Christian offends me.

BTW, regarding your board brush: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's razor

(The character "Doc" in Heinlein's story described the "devil theory" fallacy, explaining, "You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.&quot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

rzemanfl

(29,565 posts)
60. You should sit. Crouching is dangerous. The drill is, leg, other leg, stand, pull up-
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 08:43 PM
Apr 2019

zip, fasten, belt. Oh, and socks, like this dude, go on first.

jcgoldie

(11,631 posts)
44. Evangelicals don't care about women
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 05:40 PM
Apr 2019

Fundamentalist christianity is largely about keeping women in their place. Trump's right up their alley.

Meowmee

(5,164 posts)
48. As long as he supports the pro life agenda
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 06:29 PM
Apr 2019

And all the other crap in their agenda they don’t care what he does. He is forgiven if they care because no abortions etc is more important. That is if they accept that he did this, some may deny it. Even many of the non evangelicals feel this way. They are happy with what he has done so they don’t care about his crimes etc. They don’t care that he conspired with a foreign enemy, was not duly elected and is endangering our security and more. Pretty scary.

NRaleighLiberal

(60,014 posts)
54. Dump garbing. A new sport! Only when crouching, though.
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 06:45 PM
Apr 2019

Seriously, the answer to the question is "Hypocrisy"

redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)
61. As long as he will appoint judges who will
Sun Apr 21, 2019, 09:16 PM
Apr 2019

overturn Roe V Wade the would support Lucifer. They are one issue voters and have been since 1973.

rzemanfl

(29,565 posts)
71. This morning I woke up, reached over and garbed my wife by the crouch.
Mon Apr 22, 2019, 08:44 AM
Apr 2019

She didn't wake up, because it was a gentle garb. I went back to sleep.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»What makes evangelicals o...