I just went googling.

lol. learn something every day. pretty bizarre calling it that and not 'real sex'. o well, got to rationalize I guess

because it would be preplanned then and a sin.

The panel and him spent about 5 mins talking about it and in the end they brought in a choir that sung a temptation song ...floating.

Pretty funny show catch it if you can and remember.

DON'T MOVE and then its not a sin.

...Just in case we Normies get a knock on the door or something...

Sounds ummm....interesting. Is it anything like the virtual sex in Demolition Man?

Edit to say - Oooooooooh. Found it. Sounds boring as all hell.

Republicans have, um, led the way on innovative sEx pRActicEs such as Urinal Toe Tapping, and Diaper Sex with Hookers, so doubtless many personages are eager to learn about the new Floaty-Soaky RepubliCON sEx iNNovatioNs.

My excuse for Unknowing: I was sick that day and so miSSed the, um, sEx Ed program. Or was it that the Repubbies cut the budget for sEx Ed and there just wasn't any? fuNNY how time can flush memories down the scuPPer.

you could be 'floating' down the aisle!!!

According to Red Devil (R): "Cayenne pepper is one of the best aphrodisiacs out there. Cayenne pepper is an herb that adds spice to your food and also to your sex life. Cayenne pepper is great for enhancing circulation which enhances libido..."

http://www.drcurtisduncan.com/2010/01/cayenne-pepper-fuel-for-sexual-flame.html

I would kick someone out of bed for that.

I would tell him to get off me and never speak to him again.

Why can't they just be normal and dry hump?

As explained by the panel on the show in SLC... you insert the penis into the vagina but don't move...... you don't move.... so no humping.

You do not use a rubber otherwise it would be pre planned and then a sin. The movement is a sin also so the way they get around the sin is by floating.

I wonder if their heads spin around? Learn something new every day.

Who knew those Mormons were tied into eastern mysticism.

JINX!

It's also something devout Hindu men do to their wives to prove that they're able to resist sex. They stick it in and then just lie there like dead fish.

And they call gays perverted.

Nothing new under the sun, I guess. We didn't have a name for it, though.

No movement. Become the joining, more or less.

I used to do that with one girlfriend. We didn't call it anything at all. We just did it and liked it.

curious minds want to know

I shoulda' read the thread first, mybad
ETA Weirdo's deluxe

Or is that one of those occult Republican "Family Values" that no normal human being understands?

if you were Baptist you couldn't dance. Heck you couldn't even have sex in the shower for fear of someone seeing you and thinking you were dancing. Lots of dumb mo'fo's in this world

I Googled it.

You got to be kidding me

1) In
2) Out

Repeat if necessary.

Luvs some Stephen King

or it's just wasting a good thing. I'm not Kegeling my way to an O and neither should any one else

Ya hear?!

In the early '90s, a friend of mine had a sister who went to a Mormon college, and one particular year some of the boys hit the books and discovered (or claimed to discover) that nowhere in the scriptures was anal sex proscribed (the same lack of mention is also cited by some Mormon potsmokers I have known).

It did not take long for the results of this discovery to make themselves evident to the clinic, and immediately thereafter to the higher administration, and so the college had to create an awareness program to inform young Mormons that no, no matter what their sexuality is totally owned and controlled by the Church, especially the back door.

All that proves to me that an 18-year old will risk damnation itself to dip the wick.

But hey, so did Joseph Smith.

If one person was supported by the hammock (or other device), then the wind/fan/AC/other force could do the moving for them. They would still be doing nothing on their own (humping), only experiencing the movement of nature. Any thoughts?

Deviant Wolf Minds want to Know


Being a Non-Sex thread, I'll also include:
Wolf Ninjas, you never see them...howling (what did you think I was going to say?)

some crazy Mormon version of porn - but it is OK!

I would be terrible at that. Too fidgety.