"Scamalot"--- (With apologies to Robert Goulet)

If ever they impeach me
It won't be for collusion
Cause as I've often tweeted
I never collude!

I never drink vodka
Speak no Russian at all
Vlad says I'm a genius
Dems are jealous, that's all.

And, if ever they impeach me
It won't be for obstruction
How can it be obstruction
If I just fight back?

Damn right I fired Comey!
He would not kiss my ring
That was all I expected
(Besides that Flynn thing)

Could they impeach me for dropping Cohen from a plane?
Or would they impeach me if I'm certified insane?

If ever they impeach me
I'll just refuse to go
Knowing that if I leave,
I'll lose lots of dough!

No, not for collusion
Not for wanting my wall
No reason to impeach me---
AT ALL-L-L-L!