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MineralMan

(146,318 posts)
Sat May 4, 2019, 11:59 AM May 2019

Let's Clean Out the Executive Branch Like I Just Did My Lawn

It's a new season, even here in Minnesota, where Spring has finally arrived (I hope). It's in the 60s here, so I opened up the garage at my house and filled the empty lawnmower with gasoline. Before starting it, though, I moved the snowblower out on the driveway and started its engine. I'm running the fuel tank dry to make sure it starts with a fresh tank of gas next Fall. There's not an easy way to drain the fuel tank, so running the last of the gas dry is the easiest approach.

Back to the mower: I ran it dry after the last mowing, for the same reason I'm doing that to the snowblower. With a full tank of fresh gasoline, it fired up on the first pull, as usual. So, I marched down the driveway behind it and started on the front lawn. We feed the birds and squirrels, so there's a fall and winter pile of empty peanut shells and seed hulls on the lawn. Left over debris from a winter of helping the animals survive. Like Donald Trump, though, the debris is worthless now, empty of nutrients.

I could rake it up and bag it, but I'm a lazy old man. So, I mowed over the entire lawn three times, reducing all of that organic debris to a fine powder, which will mulch itself into the soil and feed the lawn. The mulching mower also chops up small twigs and does the same with them. So, now, the lawn looks a lot cleaner and less like a trash dump. That's a good thing.

So, I'm ready for our short growing season now. I've eliminated the old, am putting the snowblower to bed until next Fall, and will go out next weekend and tidy up the edges of things so my neighbors don't take pity on an old man and offer to do that for me. All that work has gotten me itchy to see what can be done to find the very best possible Democratic candidate, who will clean away the debris in the White House next Fall and turn the garbage inside it into mulch.

Time to fertilize my lawn and get to politicking, I think.

VOTE HIM OUT!

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Let's Clean Out the Executive Branch Like I Just Did My Lawn (Original Post) MineralMan May 2019 OP
Time will come to clean out the republicon party. empedocles May 2019 #1
How did you rid your lawn of weeds, of grubs, of snakes, of locusts, of moles, of fungi, of slugs? JustABozoOnThisBus May 2019 #2
I leave that to the birds and other animals that visit MineralMan May 2019 #3
I have a neat method I use in my yard this time of year. PufPuf23 May 2019 #4

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,354 posts)
2. How did you rid your lawn of weeds, of grubs, of snakes, of locusts, of moles, of fungi, of slugs?
Sat May 4, 2019, 01:31 PM
May 2019

You know, all the things that comprise the Trump administration?

MineralMan

(146,318 posts)
3. I leave that to the birds and other animals that visit
Sat May 4, 2019, 01:32 PM
May 2019

my yard. I've not seen any such creatures in it. If they come, they are eaten.

PufPuf23

(8,799 posts)
4. I have a neat method I use in my yard this time of year.
Sat May 4, 2019, 02:36 PM
May 2019

I do not have a formal "lawn" but have areas that are heavy to grass that get mowed/mulched or weed eated. Also I have ever expanding garden areas; some is hauled in river silt, some is stonier forest soil where there were six large 150 foot plus Douglas-fir removed 15 years ago. There are native trees breaking up the areas of my yard (about 1.5 acres) and along the property line (Doug fir, California black oak, tanoak, dogwood, canyon live oak (one huge), one incense cedar) and I force back the never ending entrenchment of Himalaya berry and wild grape. I am down to a pear tree and a cherry tree as the other fruit trees have declined and been removed. I live in interior Humboldt county on the north coast of California.

My method is to use a propane torch and repeatedly burn in the Spring, some areas I have hit 3X. I avoid having to rototill in the garden by this technique. It has gotten too dry lately to burn and I am busy planting flower and vegetable seeds and starts and bulbs. But just this AM I burned a slope where under the live oak shade where will planting to lilies and other shade tolerant plants that will naturalize. Also re-burned a raised bed area 4 feet by 22 feet of most recent leaf fall and Spring weeds where I will be planting lobelia, verbena, and gladiolus. There are poke weeds, a perennial herb quite attractive, already sprouting that I avoided with the torch. The are "weeds" but very attractive (and I like them). Tomorrow AM I will break up the surface and rake what debris remains and plant. Around the poke and gladiolus from last year, I will hand weed. This bed was just built last year.

I will use the propane torch for the early weeding of the garden as well, being careful not to scorch the young plants. The fire adds charcoal to the soil, makes the soil easier to work, and reduces the seed load of the various potential "weeds", in general creating a favorable ecology for my gardening pursuit. The birds are busy scavenging the bare soil for seeds and insects. I do much bird watching throughout the year. There is a large area of Himalaya berries and grapes by my driveway entrance I prepared and meant to burn but now need to wait to Fall because of fire hazard. I am an old man too (66) and went through chemo last year so this is all very therapeutic for me.

I always vote and have always been registered and voted Democratic since 1971. The one time I voted GOP was in the 1980 POTUS California primary when voted for John Anderson in hopes of slowing Reagan (who was Governor when I was student at Cal and was POTUS when I resigned as a Fed after 16 years from YOC in high school, career Fed in tech series age 19, to professional post university. Of course voted Carter in the election though I had favored Brown in primary season.

We as a Party and Nation are enduring a trial by fire. I am ever hopeful for a change to a government dominated POTUS House Senate by the Democratic Party. Like always but it seems earlier this cycle that our Party is engaged in another circular firing squad confusing and being intolerant to each other, even here at DU. Trump has done damage to and parked many negative folks into the agencies and various institutions that will take much longer to repair than the time to cause the damage and create a strong anti-Progressive trajectory. There are also serious issues we cannot deny within the Party; much dead wood you would mulch and I have taken to burning in my immediate environment. Seems to me that the strongest stance we can make going into the 2020 election is to take out Trump and his lackeys (Barr come immediate to mind) as rapidly and with as much prejudice as possible; too much talk and too much waiting for the next investigation while ground is still being lost (damn Himalaya berries). Wish I had the answer on how to better come together as a Party; there is a divide between what I call the "Chamber of Commerce Democrats" and the rest of us. We do need to go aggressively into rural areas and into Red States, this is key.

You have grown on me over the years and have become one of my favorite posters at DU. Thank you.

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