or did they have to drive him there in a golf cart?

He actually buttoned his suit coat - of course it looks as though there is a bit of a strain on the button.

He is such a f***ing idiot

Ready. Aim. F***.

It was my first thought when I saw that photo.

and fawn all over him. (gag, gag) he will stay there and leave us in peace.

A girl can hope!

There, they hang you.

Works like a charm.

Short-fingered vulgarian.

Is this some kind of practical joke? Abe, who btw according to The Daily Beast is a complete fascist, seems to be laughing. Trump looks like he’s telling himself “I’m so special. I get to stand on the little box. Yay me!”

Why does Melania always stand with her hands at her side oddly cupped inward? Another weird thing, IMO.

You just KNOW he's eating this up.

and she always seems scared to death to break those rules. Every time he looks at her she looks like she is going to get a hard slap across the face from him.

but then so is that blob on the little podium.

111,606 US military killed or missing, 253,142 wounded and 21,580 Prisoners of War in the Pacific Theater of WWII.

We set aside a day every year to honor these people. God bless them! Today, on this very day, our President travels to Japan to embrace the Emperor of Japan, play golf with its Prime Minister and give a trophy to a Summo wrestler. Do you have no shame, Sir?

Papa Achilleaze, who was at Pearl Harbor when the attack happened, would be outraged to see this republican clown turning his back on all the people who died and who sacrificed that day, on this day, Memorial Day, a day set aside when we honor those who sacrificed. Instead he does a lickspittle dog-and-pony show to pimp up his fragile republican ego.

Not a word out of him yet about the Gut Punch the USA is sustaining from climate change. Storms rage across the land. The republican misleader goes golfing, sumo suckuping, ego boosting on a freaking pedastal, and HATE tweeting. The republican family-values role model is a sad case.

* aka five-time republican draft-dodger, Dirty Donny.

But virginal white, LOL.

"I'm a giant stable genius."

Not a caption. Seriously, what the fuck???

from cow dung. Cleverly installed underneath are a set of castors which allowed the real fake president to be installed in his room watching his 'shows' while his dung double accompanied the fake Melania around town.

look.

he can’t find his way out of the maze.

how he will walk down the red carpet without tripping on the seams.

Note to Japan: The next time I visit I want gold carpets.

The oranges of mulberry.

Joke?

Is this Photoshopped? Come on guys. Don't mess with me. Tell me the truth. Please?

much he actually looks like a sick Turkey.

Did they give him a booster seat for his chair, too?

It's a trap! It's a trap! (Trap door)

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"You can't polish a turd until you freeze it."

then have him fall into a pile of his own Bullshit!! What a asshole!

You can get some people to do anything if you flatter them enough.

“Ok, start from there Donnie boy, now without stepping off the red carpet, find your wife.”