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riversedge

(70,306 posts)
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 12:37 PM Jun 2019

Long live the Second Amendment. Such a pleasure to do your weekly groceries safe.

If I saw this--I would leave my grocery cart and go elsewhere--very quickly



Long live the Second Amendment. Such a pleasure to do your weekly groceries safe. And why would you carry just one gun, if you can easily carry 3?


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Long live the Second Amendment. Such a pleasure to do your weekly groceries safe. (Original Post) riversedge Jun 2019 OP
...looks like he already shot his ass off. Dennis Donovan Jun 2019 #1
You stole my post malaise Jun 2019 #18
They call him.... shanti Jun 2019 #21
At least he keeps everything under lock and key and key and key and key and key unblock Jun 2019 #2
I wonder if he's a HS janitor? KentuckyWoman Jun 2019 #29
Grocery shopping can be very dangerous. panader0 Jun 2019 #3
I'd leave the cart in an aisle and walk out. Can anyone read his shirt? sinkingfeeling Jun 2019 #4
It reads sarisataka Jun 2019 #8
Wow, classy. Initech Jun 2019 #19
Thanks. sinkingfeeling Jun 2019 #28
A crack shooter, if I Skidmore Jun 2019 #5
You win the thread Hekate Jun 2019 #26
Skidmore ... KentuckyWoman Jun 2019 #31
Must be hard living your life that scared. nt enough Jun 2019 #6
Compensating for insecurity. sharedvalues Jun 2019 #9
The No Smoking sign just adds to the effect. TreasonousBastard Jun 2019 #7
That guy is like 12 feet tall -- what is he afraid of? htuttle Jun 2019 #10
He is not afraid...he just wants to shoot someone, very badly he wants it... StopTheNeoCons Jun 2019 #12
Gun fondlers always use self-defense as the excuse to buy more and more guns sop Jun 2019 #30
Not afraid, Codeine Jun 2019 #41
The second amendment is about *militias* only sharedvalues Jun 2019 #11
Yet the founders never got around to actually regulating them it appears hack89 Jun 2019 #22
I don't understand: but read the article above. 2nd amend was about militias sharedvalues Jun 2019 #37
The point is they never wrote any laws codifying your interpretation of the 2A hack89 Jun 2019 #40
Bet his penis is as small as his brain HAB911 Jun 2019 #13
LOL! I was thinking the same thing. procon Jun 2019 #27
Gun owners are mostly weak insecure people sharedvalues Jun 2019 #38
+1000 smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #42
He's really stupid. roamer65 Jun 2019 #14
I guess he's scared that someone will steal his bag of jerky. MineralMan Jun 2019 #15
Nothing says "moron" more than walking around the grocery store like that. ooky Jun 2019 #16
Another armed Wal Mart shopper. Wellstone ruled Jun 2019 #17
It's OK, he's a bulging, alpha male white guy. Nothing to see here. Initech Jun 2019 #20
Doesn't want anyone stealing his jerky sticks Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2019 #23
I like this post from the thread ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #24
Maybe the food in that store doesn't WANT to be eaten. nt Buns_of_Fire Jun 2019 #25
his guns will do him a lot of good......... Takket Jun 2019 #32
Anybody else notice how tiny his hands are mnhtnbb Jun 2019 #33
Assrocket. BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2019 #34
He's probably wearing the cowboy hat lunatica Jun 2019 #35
It's remarkable how they only do that where it's safe. hunter Jun 2019 #36
Wanna bet 6 shooters on his underroos? irisblue Jun 2019 #39
But put this guy in a keffiyeh or Codeine Jun 2019 #43

panader0

(25,816 posts)
3. Grocery shopping can be very dangerous.
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 12:46 PM
Jun 2019

Just today I saw a cleanup on aisle three.
How scared do you have to be to need to wear a gun (or three)
to the store?
I'm 68, don't own a gun, and have been shopping for well over 50 years.
The worst thing at the store, besides idiots like the one above, is the
people who stop to chat and block the aisles. I've gotten irritated with
them before, but not enough to shoot them.

sinkingfeeling

(51,474 posts)
4. I'd leave the cart in an aisle and walk out. Can anyone read his shirt?
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 12:48 PM
Jun 2019

I can read the bottom about not expecting a warning shot, but can't make out the top.

htuttle

(23,738 posts)
10. That guy is like 12 feet tall -- what is he afraid of?
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 12:59 PM
Jun 2019

Seriously, how can a guy built like Gregor Clegane be so afraid of going to the grocery store?

Was he traumatized as a child?

sop

(10,253 posts)
30. Gun fondlers always use self-defense as the excuse to buy more and more guns
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 02:39 PM
Jun 2019

Firearms magazines and gun forums publish many frightening accounts of violent carjackings, home invasions and other dangers awaiting good, honest, hardworking, God-fearing Americans. Apparently, such attacks can only be thwarted if one is armed to the teeth, or butt crack.

 

Codeine

(25,586 posts)
41. Not afraid,
Sun Jun 2, 2019, 04:24 PM
Jun 2019

just desperate for the chance to “justifiably” put a bullet into a (presumably brown) person.

sharedvalues

(6,916 posts)
11. The second amendment is about *militias* only
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 01:01 PM
Jun 2019

Only billionaire-paid Republican SCOTUS justices have redefined the 2nd amendment to get votes for the Republican billionaires’ agenda.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1172208076

How the NRA Rewrote the 2nd Amendment -- The Founders never intended to create unregulated guns

hack89

(39,171 posts)
22. Yet the founders never got around to actually regulating them it appears
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 01:58 PM
Jun 2019

Considering the never wrote any laws limiting gun ownership to the militia.

When in American history has private ownership of guns independent of militia service not been the norm? A question no one seems able to answer.

sharedvalues

(6,916 posts)
37. I don't understand: but read the article above. 2nd amend was about militias
Sun Jun 2, 2019, 03:43 PM
Jun 2019

Not sure your point? But if it’s about militias, it’s well-adressed in the article.

hack89

(39,171 posts)
40. The point is they never wrote any laws codifying your interpretation of the 2A
Sun Jun 2, 2019, 04:21 PM
Jun 2019

Quite the opposite- individual ownership of guns independent of the militia has always been the norm. That is what our laws have always allowed.

procon

(15,805 posts)
27. LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 02:23 PM
Jun 2019

Seriously, I'm more afraid of these wannabe tough-guy posers than an actual criminal. I suspect that people like him will shoot indiscriminately because they are so deeply immersed in their own fantasy world where they are some fabulous superhero. Clearly he is a very weak man who is insecure and needs his macho, lethal props to feel important.

sharedvalues

(6,916 posts)
38. Gun owners are mostly weak insecure people
Sun Jun 2, 2019, 03:45 PM
Jun 2019

I don’t need to carry a gun. Because I am confident in who I am. I’m not insecure enough to need a gun to feel better about myself.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
24. I like this post from the thread
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 02:06 PM
Jun 2019



The 'American Fearmale' in his natural habitat!

I'm all for using this term from now on.

Takket

(21,629 posts)
32. his guns will do him a lot of good.........
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 02:41 PM
Jun 2019

when the tariffs raise the price of his groceries and strains his budget, he can shoot the price tags

when his wife is raped and forced to give birth to the rapists child, he can shoot the anti-choice laws

when his child can't into a good college because they can't get a loan, he can shoot the regulations

when he gets laid off from his job and told to "pull himself up by his bootstraps", he can shoot the bootstraps.

when he gets cancer and his insurance kicks him off, he can shoot his tumors

But keep voting GOP to protect for precious 2A, you fucking dipshits.

mnhtnbb

(31,405 posts)
33. Anybody else notice how tiny his hands are
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 03:10 PM
Jun 2019

in comparison to his height and build?

There really is something to little dick syndrome. I suppose he thinks all those guns make up for his peanut size dick.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
34. Assrocket.
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 04:07 PM
Jun 2019

Bet it’d be easy to pick out his truck in the parking lot. The one covered in trump stickers. Because clearly Jimmy Joe needs to be in-your-face.

hunter

(38,328 posts)
36. It's remarkable how they only do that where it's safe.
Sat Jun 1, 2019, 04:46 PM
Jun 2019

In my city he'd be ambushed and separated from his guns by gangsters or the police.

It's difficult to say which would be worse for him.

 

Codeine

(25,586 posts)
43. But put this guy in a keffiyeh or
Sun Jun 2, 2019, 04:27 PM
Jun 2019

even a dashiki and see if he’s allowed to wander around armed to the fucking teeth without repercussion.

Fucking useless-ass hillbillies.

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