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The Real Romney
By DAVID BROOKS
Published: August 27, 2012 12 Comments
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Mitt Romney was born on March 12, 1947, in Ohio, Florida, Michigan, Virginia and several other swing states. He emerged, hair first, believing in America, and especially its national parks. He was given the name Mitt, after the Roman god of mutual funds, and launched into the world with the lofty expectation that he would someday become the Arrow shirt man.
Romney was a precocious and gifted child. He uttered his first words (I like to fire people) at age 14 months, made his first gaffe at 15 months and purchased his first nursery school at 24 months. The school, highly leveraged, went under, but Romney made 24 million Jujubes on the deal.
Mitt grew up in a modest family. His father had an auto body shop called the American Motors Corporation, and his mother owned a small piece of land, Brazil. He had several boyhood friends, many of whom owned Nascar franchises, and excelled at school, where his fourth-grade project, Inspiring Actuaries I Have Known, was widely admired.
The Romneys had a special family tradition. The most cherished member got to spend road trips on the roof of the car. Mitt spent many happy hours up there, applying face lotion to combat windburn.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/28/opinion/brooks-the-real-romney.html
Summer Hathaway
(2,770 posts)It's a brilliant piece of writing!
WCGreen
(45,558 posts)a cyborg afterall....
BREMPRO
(2,331 posts)it's priceless whoever wrote it! a roast of the first order. if it's brooks, guess he's not really on the "bandwagon" haha!!
cali
(114,904 posts)though he has shown flashes of acerbic wit re romney.
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)speedoo
(11,229 posts)David Brooks really wrote that and it is the most damning thing anyone could do to Romney.
Brooks is very conservative and probably almost always votes republican, was a strong defender of Bush/Cheney, yet he tears Romney apart.
Obviously he sees Romney the same way most of us do: a complete phony, gutless, unprincipled, and a terrible candidate.
JHB
(37,163 posts)I think some people are mentally preparing themselves for a big loss, and they'll put all the blame on Mitt rather than themselves and their policies.
speedoo
(11,229 posts)Does he still appear on PBS every weekend? If he is on any talk shows I am sure he will be asked about it.
For that matter, his piece will certainly get a lot of attention in general on the talk shows. Maybe even intrude on the convention coverage.
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)Whoa!!! Brilliant....
SmittynMo
(3,544 posts)snappyturtle
(14,656 posts)KT2000
(20,590 posts)Brooks has been hiding a gut busting sense of humor or the site was hacked.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)Amazing.....
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)It's good.
JHB
(37,163 posts)The only thing remarkable about the parody is that it's coming from Brooks, one of the professional weather vanes of what's acceptable to talk about in the cocktail parties of Washington and New York political/media elites. And if it's ok to chortle like this about him in public...
cali
(114,904 posts)I think it is pretty funny. actually, I think it's quite funny and you have to be humor impaired not to find it funny.
JHB
(37,163 posts)Yes, it's funny, but I've read plenty of things like it over the months of the Republican primaries. The real remarkable thing here is that it's coming from David Brooks. Which makes me wonder what is being said about Romney inside the social bubble from which he generates his usual self-serving blather.
We'll see if he keeps it up, or not.
cali
(114,904 posts)said in the social circles that Brooks operates within.
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)Won't anyone give a rich dude a break?
reformist2
(9,841 posts)Wait - let me upgrade my rating to - fantastic!
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)senseandsensibility
(17,157 posts)But good for him. Lol.
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)I wonder why he hates Mittens so much???
reflection
(6,286 posts)FSogol
(45,532 posts)DeLorean. "
"Some have said that Romneys lifestyle is overly privileged, pointing to the fact that he has an elevator for his cars in the garage of his San Diego home. This is not entirely fair. Romney owns many homes without garage elevators and the cars have to take the stairs. "
Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)Turns out that in addition the humerus, he has several.
Don Davis
(3,599 posts)Great stuff, but perhaps David Brooks is actually angling for a job in a potential Romney administration - as his parody of William F. Buckley landed him a job with that iconic conservative.
Now here's a parody of David Brooks!
http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/07/11/parody-david-brooks-ideological-parity/
mnhtnbb
(31,407 posts)Atman
(31,464 posts)Make no mistake about the purpose of this article -- to make it okay to "joke" about Obama and birtherism. Brooks is saying 'see, we can joke about Mitt, you need to lighten up about Obama.' But I see a big difference in a purely satirical column, and a mean-spirited dog-whistle to the worst elements of the Tea Bag party. Romney's joke was not a joke at all, but Brooks' column was obviously intended to be humorous.
cali
(114,904 posts)Brooks has been nothing but disdainful of birtherism.
Atman
(31,464 posts)It's not specifically about birtherism, it is about softening up the audience for their onslaught of Obama jokes. Now, next time someone on the left gets upset at one of Romney's lame attempts at humor, they'll all just be able to point to this article, by a know Republican.
Jennicut
(25,415 posts)This was totally hilarious. And totally true.
CANDO
(2,068 posts)What Brooks is really doing is making it OK to attack (make jokes) against President Obama.
TomClash
(11,344 posts)Two peas in a pod.
cali
(114,904 posts)I'm no fan of Brooks, (until now) but they're entirely different.
TomClash
(11,344 posts)They are more alike than you think.
progress2k12nbynd
(221 posts)I'm always somewhat amused by the verbs we use on here (destroys, tears a new one, wipes the floor with) to describe interactions when the attacked person wasn't even there.
cali
(114,904 posts)and an opinion column. And what does Mitt reading it have to do with whether or not it "shred" him?
And actually it does shred him in the sense that it mocks everything about him.
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)Sounds like I'm missing a good one.
Then again, I have a busted watch in the other room that's right twice a day.
So.
cali
(114,904 posts)I don't like the guy. I don't care for his commentary (this column excepted) but I don't have the kind of loathing toward him that I have for, say, Rich Lowry.
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)harder and better than any other opinion-maker.
Speaking as the person who wrote the first book saying all the proffered reasons for invasion were bullshit, Brooks has a special place in my heart as the antithesis of what needed to happen during that time. He was among the head cheerleaders for war, and time has shown him to have been 100% wrong about everything...but oh, he writes so well, and he's so reasonable, etc etc etc. As late as 2006 and 2007, he was getting lavish treatment from NPR and other media outlets, despite the fact that his words went a long way towards consigning millions to death and maiming, and helped hurl us down into the financial shit pit we still wallow in.
Fuck him.
cali
(114,904 posts)he was one of many. from, sadly, both the left and the right. I personally think Hitchens pushed it "better". Hell, Senator Franken spoke out in support of the Iraq invasion- though of course he wasn't yet a Senator. And a couple score of dem senators voted for it and agitated for it vocally, not to mention all those dem congress critters. And hundreds of other "opinion makers", some more influential than Brooks. He was no more the "head cheerleader" for the war than Hitchens. He was one of many.
I don't think he writes terribly well. He's not that influential except within a certain small cadre.
As I said, I don't get the visceral hatred of him when compared to others on the right who are a lot more influential and a lot viler.
but whatever. we all have our pet peeves.
Melissa G
(10,170 posts)I understand your dislike of Brooks, the shill for the Iraq war and other odious things.
shireen
(8,333 posts)"He's making fun of US, not of Romney."
If this was an attempt at caricature, it was a miserable FAIL. Everything he wrote was funny and TRUE.
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)underestimated his talents before today. Priceless!
johnny156
(21 posts)they were passing the paper around expressing their dismay, asking each other where they thought David Brooks was going with the piece. LOL
yonder
(9,679 posts)this was written by THAT David Brooks, and if so, I'm even more mystified as to what his intentions/motivations may be. It is uncharacteristically funny though.
Moral Compass
(1,526 posts)Cmon, this can't be real!
I linked to the NY Times, but I still don't believe it. Someone from a)The Onion b) Funny or Die or maybe even c) College Humor hacked the NY Times site...
whatacountry09
(91 posts)eilen
(4,950 posts)By noon tomorrow the RepubBorg will get him to retract this, if it even notices during the the Convention Orgy in Tampa.
tilsammans
(2,549 posts)Hilarious!
Marr
(20,317 posts)Is Brooks not enthused about the Romney/Ryan ticket? I'd have assumed he would very much on board with the big business candidate.
SIDURI
(67 posts)Molly Ivins would be so proud. She once called him "the spaniel-eyed David Brooks" and I am sure that she (like the rest of us) never suspected that the man had unplumbed depths of humor and wit.
Siduri