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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump goes to London pt. 2: Faux Pas Edition
Trump starts the day off by rage tweeting that the Mayor of London is a short, stone cold loser, and nasty like Meghan Markle after he sees the Baby Blimp floating over Big Ben as Air Force One taxis to a landing.
Melania slithers out of Air Force One wearing her $4000.00 Grab her by the pussy bow blouse in the colors of the Union Jack.
Prince Andrew the Duke of York is brought in to handle Ivanka, but finds her a bit old for his taste. He and Trump talk about their mutual friend convicted multimillionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Good times, says the Duke of York.
Ivanka tries to find the throne but is disappointed to learn that the Queen had the room locked in advance, so she is left peering out of the window on the balcony at Buckingham Palace green with envy (or is that dirty money?).
The Queen shows Trump some charred artifacts from when the British burned down the White House in 1812, then shows him his gift to her when he last visited, asking him if he recognizes it. Oh, thats Underage Girl, the horse Roy Moore gave me when I stumped for him on his failed Senate bid in Alabama.
She wonders if anyone notices she has worn an old Dolce and Gabbana knockoff of a dress Diana used to wear, her third wardrobe change of the day, and its only noonish. Melania admires the Queens drapes and mentally reminds herself to buy a matching dress when she returns to Washington DC.
Her Majesty presents Trump with a book written by Winston Churchill filled with words that Trump cant read.
Harry looks ready to bolt. As soon as no one is looking, Prince Harry ducks out the side door, sneaks through the kitchens and out the back garden to make a quick escape. Meghan is waiting for him at home with a pot of tea and a hug.
As evening approaches, images of a hat bearing the name of the USS John McCain are projected on Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, and ones comparing Trumps popularity with Obama on the Tower of London.
More to come
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)The Royal Protection Officer to Camilla: "Wink and we will come and rescue you." She is shown winking to her bodyguards as she accompanies the Trumps to tea.
Kurt V.
(5,624 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)grumpyduck
(6,246 posts)when I see T saluting military personnel. He was a draft dodger.
I know he's the CiC and all that, but it still irritates me.
Karadeniz
(22,564 posts)magicarpet
(14,160 posts).... so what if he was at the bottom tenth of his class grade rank wise. He has a high IQ and he is a stable and generous genius.
He had syphilis, gonorrhea, and the crabs - 5X - so that makes him smarter than any 10 Star General.
Oh wait,... that is a fabrication or it all means diddly shit,... forget I mentioned that.
But he is a brave draft dodger and he raped over 1,000 chicks. That must count for something.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)More than how everything else about him irks me. Much more.
keithbvadu2
(36,880 posts)Not surprising that Trump saluted a NK general.
pazzyanne
(6,556 posts)As far as I am concerned, he has no right to salute any military, and they sure shouldn't salute him!
SCantiGOP
(13,873 posts)that he is your Commander in Chief, tell them they are ignorantly full of shit.
He is C in C only for active duty military personnel.
sarge43
(28,942 posts)The president is not a member of the armed forces. S/he is a civilian in charge of the armed forces. That is an important difference.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I really hope he saw that. Such a brilliant welcome!
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)EVERYONE in all of those photos looks so miserable. The Brits never should have invited The Dregs of Humanity for any visit, let alone a state visit.
Glimmer of Hope
(5,823 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Though I refer to the "happy" couple as Ivanred. Just seems more fitting.
treestar
(82,383 posts)The UK popularity - the smiling Obama and the grumpy old Trumpy.
llmart
(15,552 posts)and that will be the best action she's had in quite some time.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)had yet another facelift especially for the occasion. Her eyes look even more Asian.
pazzyanne
(6,556 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)look at his strutting chest sticking out! Egomaniac.
pazzyanne
(6,556 posts)sarge43
(28,942 posts)Any head of state is always up front.
shanti
(21,675 posts)He actually buttoned his jacket this time. Which goes to show, he does know that he's supposed to do this, but he willfully does not when he's in the U.S.
grumpyduck
(6,246 posts)Melania looks like something hurts.
The Queen looks pissed, big time.
T looks... whatever.
Prince Charles looks miserable.
And Camilla looks like somebody just flashed her.
colorado_ufo
(5,737 posts)Melania, I think, is a bit intimidated by Her Majesty, or else is just grateful to have more space away from Mr. T. Wow - I remember that outfit (very similar) on Diana! It is a rough marriage when one needs to insert a Queen between you and your hubby.
The Queen: "I have to stand next to this doofus again. I can't believe it. Tried to get out of it - even ate extra salt - but could not seem to make the ankles swell enough to conjure an excuse. Pray this ends soon."
Mr. T: Doofus is as doofus does.
Prince Charles: This may shorten my life and cost me the throne.
Camilla: Well, doggone, the gal looks great! Love the outfit. Lucky one to have an end spot, in case of the need for a speedy exit.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Her Majesty looks rather disgusted.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Better than Murdock rags, chasing the ratings. I do catch up on their point of view from time to time.
ancianita
(36,132 posts)jayschool2013
(2,313 posts)Has a former nude model, Trump Model Management "escort," soft-core porn actress ever visited Buckingham Palace before? This is history in the making!!
PatrickforO
(14,586 posts)to the British royal family.
That picture of Ivanka staring out of that window is priceless.
'First daughter' indeed.
Auggie
(31,184 posts)DashOneBravo
(2,679 posts)Team America : Trumps in the U.K.
madaboutharry
(40,218 posts)and matching hat, I thought "That looks like an outfit Diana would have worn." And that was all the reason not to wear it.
colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)He is like a dumber and more evil Cousin Eddie, a total goober. Long ties, long pants that pool around his shoes. Shows up in golf shoes for another function.
God I despise the Electoral College. Minus that ridiculous relic of the Civil War Hillary would be President, Gore would have won in 2000, no Iraq war, Yada yada If only.
Very few people think Trump can win the popular vote in 2020 either but we still have to deal with that stupid EC.