“I didn’t want to come but my grandma made me.”

The Royals would never do something like that. The uproar would be global! Better to snub him and his spawn a little. This was a major state visit. We’re supposed to be close allies.

Harry restrained himself admirably.

versus lardass draft dodger: who wins in a fistfight?

Wouldn't ever happen, but what a sight that would be!

It doesn't take much to surpass tRump.

Duchess Kate may be many things, but middle class she is not; nor has she ever been.

IIRC Kate Middleton's parents are very successful in business, and are not part of the old nobility-structure, and she's just another member of the Royal Family now.

No, the problem with Trump and his spawn is that they are pigs and boors wherever they go, with a smug sense of absolute entitlement that is nauseating. And their supposed fortune is Fake News.

Hmmmm?

Why aren't the AMERICAN artifacts in an American museum?

artifacts he could buy and put them in a museum in Calgary back in the 60s and 70s. That is how we got some of our old stuff back. That was well before nations started to demand return of their national artifacts for free.

to be there.

every museum in the country....
Play the xenophobia artifact card elsewhere.

by challenging Mr. Trump to a duel.

George Costanza and his hoveround...

The British are highly skilled at constructing sophisticated yet deeply-cutting insults. Trump is basically limited to two or three derogatory words.

"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

I think the last leader of Britian who had that particular look on their face....was looking at William Wallace.


That's some MEDIEVAL LEVEL side-eye, right there, boy...

The Trumps as,” Gawking Tourists trying to dress like Royalty.”

Pundit on TV said looked like a family vacation because they knew they will never get that chance again.

...inability to be gracious and civil will not be forgiven or forgotten.

Ivanka, Tiffany, jr and Eric have to meet the Royals. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for trump to force his brats on them when they probably were not invited. Ivanka and Kushner may have had an excuse to be there, but the other three did not.

The spawn were NOT invited.

like himself, assume the port of Mars.

Perfect

for the past week... just for the hell of it.

In other words, don't mess with Harry!

there will he rake for it.

when he got off the plane, and no photo ops?

Subtle! Real British, subtle snubs!

Trump will take a while to realise, and he will be miffed! Twitter rage when he gets back home!

Got to wonder. If you are so sensitive, why dish abuse out and provoke a response?

Cheering the British!

I love it! They have a special style and class we have lost.

He hates it when we laugh at him. Let's keep laughing.

Completely wrong. The too-low hanging vest only advertised his girth. The whole ensemble was ill-fitting, too. FFS, Savile Row is right there; the least he could have done was go find a tailor.

That photo of him in that get-up is a gut laugh. You can put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.