I'll take "Vile Scumbags" for $1000 Alex
Apparently if you go out in your backyard and start turning over rocks you might find Jack Burkman and Jacob Wahl crawling around with all of the other worms, pill bugs and other assorted creepy crawly creatures. Why the Washington Post Style Section decided to do a feature on these creeps is beyond me but given the opportunity to show themselves, it turns out they're just as disgusting as you might have imagined. Dangerous characters who will say or do anything to smear a Democratic candidate with an audience who will believe anything they say.
Meet the GOP operatives who aim to smear the 2020 Democrats but keep bungling it
Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl a pair of boundlessly eager, profoundly unrepentant aspirants to the dankest depths of political chicanery were watching television together the other day when something caught Burkmans eye.
There on the screen was Don McGahn, President Trumps former White House counsel.
It was at that very moment when Burkman remembered that McGahn had connected the unlikely duo Burkman, the 53-year-old Washington lobbyist, and Wohl, a 21-year-old Californian trailed by investment scandals.
Yes, it was McGahn, they agreed, who had put them together a year ago by sharing Wohls cellphone number with Burkman. That was before their spree of bungled smears including a disappearing sexual assault accuser against special counsel Robert Mueller (announced at a news conference that Burkman conducted with his pants zipper down) and a botched attempt last month to paint Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg as a sexual predator. Alas, Burkmans juicy origin story about the formation of their partnership didnt check out. That tends to happen a lot in their world.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/meet-the-gop-operatives-who-aim-to-smear-the-2020-democrats--but-keep-bungling-it/2019/06/04/5b70f000-7691-11e9-bd25-c989555e7766_story.html