Bolton Calls For Forceful Iranian Response To Continuing U.S. Aggression
WASHINGTONDemanding that the Middle Eastern nation retaliate immediately in self-defense against the existential threat posed by Americas military operations, National Security Adviser John Bolton called for a forceful Iranian response Friday to continuing United States aggression.
Iran cannot sit idly by as the American imperialist machine encroaches on their territory, threatens their sovereignty, and endangers their very way of life, said Bolton, warning that Americas fanatical leadership, steadfast devotion to flexing their muscles in the region, and alleged access to nuclear weapons necessitated that Iran strike back with a vigorous show of force as soonand as hardas possible.
The only thing these Westerners understand is violence, so its imperative that Iran sends a clear message that they wont be walked over. Lets not forget, the U.S. defied a diplomatically negotiated treaty for seemingly no reason at all-these are dangerous radicals that cannot be reasoned with. Theyve been given every opportunity to back down, but their goal is total domination of the region, and Iran wont stand for that.
At press time, Bolton said that the only option left on the table was for Iran to launch a full-fledged military strike against the Great Satan.
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