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(24,229 posts)fierywoman
(7,686 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)His face and sides have been narrowed, and his fingers have been lengthened - a trick that has been outed by comparisons of other photos.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/01/trumps-social-media-photos-reportedly-altered-to-make-him-look-thinner-and-his-hands-bigger.html
Maru Kitteh
(28,341 posts)It's nearly comical. So badly done it really does look nearly as stupid as the subject.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)They are trying to make him look thinner and younger, but there is still nothing they can do about the ugly. God, he is just hideous!
BigmanPigman
(51,611 posts)so you can't tell where one stops and the other starts. A blurred "ambiguous fat shadow" of sorts to trick the viewer's eye. Nice try but doesn't work...too much of the Donald for such a small desk. I am surprised it didn't collapse from all that weight.
dalton99a
(81,516 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,611 posts)Soon we'll only be able to see parts of his face and head like Brando in Apocalypse Now.
Midnight Writer
(21,768 posts)dalton99a
(81,516 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)My second thought was that I hope his Depends didn't leak. Not only are they going to have to fumigate the White House when that asshole leaves, they're going to have to refinish the Resolute desk. Probably repair some cracks in it, too. What a fucking clown.
trusty elf
(7,394 posts)not fooled
(5,801 posts)whoever made that cover is playing into the orange anus's tiny hands by portraying him amongst the emblems of success and authentic American patriotism, when in reality nothing could be further from the truth.
I get tired of seeing the fake president propped up to look better than he is.
safeinOhio
(32,688 posts)out of the joint.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)KG
(28,751 posts)llmart
(15,540 posts)Time needs to stop feeding these sorts of garbage headlines.
Like he could put together a coherent plan for anything, the dufus.
Hotler
(11,425 posts)Dear Mr. President,
I saw the picture of you on the cover of Time, and you know, you do have tiny hands.
Sincerely
Sterling Archer
mnmoderatedem
(3,728 posts)Bullshit. You've had a rich daddy and bankruptcy lawyers to bail you out of failure after failure after failure.
You are a fucking fraud.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)There, fixed it.