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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsProfiles in Crazy, LXXXXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Believe me, the last thing I want to do is make The Fourth of July a partisan event. It should be for all Americans. That's why I'd like to start out with a address about how Washington is supposed to work and would work, without traitors who want the worst for our country and how our country is under assault by an immigrant invasion, terrible trade deals, and the Democrats. Then we'll have some great marching bands who can spell our MAGA as they're walking down the street. Then some floats with a Miss MAGA crowned on the very last one. Then I'll introduce our great military and talk about how it was in tatters when I came into office before they march beneath giant MAGA balloons. Then I'll speak about the conspiracy that attempted a coup on this government before the fireworks. The show trials will begin on the fifth."
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Profiles in Crazy, LXXXXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jun 2019
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no_hypocrisy
(46,130 posts)1. "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands . . . . . "
RainCaster
(10,887 posts)2. "She said my unit was this big"
captain queeg
(10,208 posts)3. See my hands, they're not tiny!
Im an extremely stable genius! Im everyones favorite president! Ive accomplished more than any president in history! Even though Ive been treated worse than anyone else, ever!
underpants
(182,834 posts)4. No really, I'm certain about this one
Im not pump faking it like with the Mexico tariffs, Iran, and the ICE raids.* No Im not. This is about praising ME so Im dead set on it.
* not that this poster approves of any of these.