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What the hell has happened to his rump?? (Original Post) Grasswire2 Jun 2019 OP
That Depends. icymist Jun 2019 #1
Well done. eom guillaumeb Jun 2019 #3
lol.. Kevlar rump? Cha Jun 2019 #62
Heavy consumption of high calorie food, guillaumeb Jun 2019 #2
Yep. He's got a big butt and he cannot lie. GoCubsGo Jun 2019 #7
Well, see what happened when Pinocchio lied. sheshe2 Jun 2019 #34
He stiffed his tailor, and now we see Omar the Tentmaker can only do so much Brother Buzz Jun 2019 #4
Medical Fanny Pak? Wellstone ruled Jun 2019 #5
Its an access hatch for his butt kissers BSdetect Jun 2019 #6
LOL dewsgirl Jun 2019 #72
Perhaps, like Cartman in the first South Park episode, Trump has a satellite dish crammed in his ass TheBlackAdder Jun 2019 #8
It looks like this when fully extended... smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #32
It's a Putin Port dameatball Jun 2019 #9
He's no longer full of shit. greatauntoftriplets Jun 2019 #10
Ha - and I didn't read your post malaise Jun 2019 #12
LOL. Also redstateblues below you. greatauntoftriplets Jun 2019 #23
His Depends are overloaded malaise Jun 2019 #11
Full pantload redstateblues Jun 2019 #13
Mitch McConnell is usually under there. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2019 #14
I was thinking Lindsey Graham. Goodheart Jun 2019 #18
another love letter from Kim Jong-un? It is big enough and shaped like it. Celerity Jun 2019 #15
Big Baby got back Generic Brad Jun 2019 #16
If you watch the video he has a limp. Hip knee pain? Heart failure and lower extremity edema? Maru Kitteh Jun 2019 #17
I have seen that limp before. Grasswire2 Jun 2019 #20
Probably gout...nt 2naSalit Jun 2019 #43
Looks like a waddle to me. It's hard carrying all that extra poundage around. And that big body Cousin Dupree Jun 2019 #21
He holds weight on his left leg longer than his right while walking. Maru Kitteh Jun 2019 #25
yes he does. nt Grasswire2 Jun 2019 #45
So Kim Kardashian . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Jun 2019 #19
She is rumored to have had butt implants. Blue_true Jun 2019 #22
But KK is proud of her rump. Doesn't try to hide it with big suits and never taking off the jacket Demovictory9 Jun 2019 #35
Is that her real butt?? The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #36
Someone please explain to me why Polly Hennessey Jun 2019 #52
Here ya go! TygrBright Jun 2019 #58
Lmao.... Docreed2003 Jun 2019 #76
Here's an answer. MicaelS Jun 2019 #83
I think it's his big fat ass, getting even bigger each week -- but I sure wish Nay Jun 2019 #24
We need to invent (summon?) a patron god of cholesterol. Maru Kitteh Jun 2019 #26
Maybe the pronounced protrusion on his backside is his backside. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #27
Remember when Kim K broke the internet with the pic of a champagne glass on her derriere dawg day Jun 2019 #28
100% Trump's ass toddwv Jun 2019 #29
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2019 #61
Maybe this is a new version of what happened to Pinochio malaise Jun 2019 #30
LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #33
He sure does malaise Jun 2019 #37
maybe his rass is going to give birth Celerity Jun 2019 #39
Maybe he has a lot of booty. Demovictory9 Jun 2019 #31
He is so repulsive. Ohiogal Jun 2019 #38
I really wouldn't be surprised if it's some sort of framework/counterweight captain queeg Jun 2019 #40
LOL OMG you are too much. Have me rolling ova here. nt UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #64
Could just be "shelf butt." nt tblue37 Jun 2019 #41
Some sort of man-girdle to squash his protruding gut RockRaven Jun 2019 #42
If you watch the video, 2naSalit Jun 2019 #44
Did you see him COMPLETELY IGNORE Theresa May? That whole video was disturbing...including his UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #65
I noticed that too...nt 2naSalit Jun 2019 #86
But he's still a handsome dude, right? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #46
Swelling customerserviceguy Jun 2019 #47
239 pounds keithbvadu2 Jun 2019 #48
in total or just his backside ? n/t CincyDem Jun 2019 #49
Maybe each cheek? keithbvadu2 Jun 2019 #73
That's his real ass. ooky Jun 2019 #50
Lots of dems are over weight, childish BS! Nt USALiberal Jun 2019 #51
But we know we're overweight and don't get a doctor to tell the world The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #54
BWAHAHAHA!!! Kali Jun 2019 #77
You're right it is childish but I'm also starting to think that these types of comments are also UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #66
The presidency is the most stressful job in the world, and to the degree possible . . . hatrack Jun 2019 #75
including me Kali Jun 2019 #79
Why Don, you ARE wearing a bustle. Mme. Defarge Jun 2019 #53
Shit for brains C_U_L8R Jun 2019 #55
Bullet proof bustle to protect his brain? Crunchy Frog Jun 2019 #56
A man girdle. Doreen Jun 2019 #57
It's just Resident Rump's fat ass. Talitha Jun 2019 #59
Maybe he accidentally partially tucked his jacket into his pants Buns_of_Fire Jun 2019 #60
This just registered with me: Trump playing tennis captain queeg Jun 2019 #67
As I imagine it... Out of frame, to the left... Buns_of_Fire Jun 2019 #70
I like BIG RUMPS and I cannot lie....just not on this particular guy. nt UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #63
Maybe he's wearing a man girdle and it's pushing all the orange flab over the top of the pants. Vinca Jun 2019 #68
Melania did not go on the trip. nt Grasswire2 Jun 2019 #85
Fertility goddess physique. Mc Mike Jun 2019 #69
This is your main concern about Trump? Really? Nt USALiberal Jun 2019 #71
There might be a health issue. Ilsa Jun 2019 #74
No, this is my Saturday night cackle with my friends here. Grasswire2 Jun 2019 #81
Obviously fears someone will kick him in the ass. Sneederbunk Jun 2019 #78
Putin's pony, ride em Vlad saidsimplesimon Jun 2019 #80
That's the ass end of a Morbidly Obese Human man donkeypoofed Jun 2019 #82
Elephant-sized Depends. moondust Jun 2019 #84

GoCubsGo

(32,094 posts)
7. Yep. He's got a big butt and he cannot lie.
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 06:17 PM
Jun 2019

Well, he can lie, and he does so constantly. But, there's no hiding his enormous Quarter Pounder-filled ass.

Maru Kitteh

(28,342 posts)
17. If you watch the video he has a limp. Hip knee pain? Heart failure and lower extremity edema?
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 07:36 PM
Jun 2019

He looks very unwell, whatever it is.

Grasswire2

(13,571 posts)
20. I have seen that limp before.
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 07:59 PM
Jun 2019

My former husband was a post polio survivor, and he had a certain way of swinging his foot forward to compensate for muscle deterioration. When I saw Trump walk at the scene of the California fire, I saw just the same thing. Don't know what it is in Trump, but it's there.

Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts)
21. Looks like a waddle to me. It's hard carrying all that extra poundage around. And that big body
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 07:59 PM
Jun 2019

makes it look like he has a pin head.

Maru Kitteh

(28,342 posts)
25. He holds weight on his left leg longer than his right while walking.
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 08:39 PM
Jun 2019

Watch seconds 5-14.

Weight would exacerbate whatever is causing the limp, for sure.

Polly Hennessey

(6,807 posts)
52. Someone please explain to me why
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 11:49 PM
Jun 2019

a massively huge buttocks is attractive. How does she fit on a toilet seat?

Nay

(12,051 posts)
24. I think it's his big fat ass, getting even bigger each week -- but I sure wish
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 08:11 PM
Jun 2019

the crap he's eating would hurry up and do its job.

Maru Kitteh

(28,342 posts)
26. We need to invent (summon?) a patron god of cholesterol.
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 08:40 PM
Jun 2019

I may start a church and retire on the tax-free income.

I could do that.


The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,866 posts)
27. Maybe the pronounced protrusion on his backside is his backside.
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 08:41 PM
Jun 2019

But I guess it all Depends.

The double-vent suit jacket doesn't help at all. A guy with an ample booty should stick to single-vent jackets.

dawg day

(7,947 posts)
28. Remember when Kim K broke the internet with the pic of a champagne glass on her derriere
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 08:46 PM
Jun 2019

Trump might try to balance a KFC bucket on his.

Response to toddwv (Reply #29)

captain queeg

(10,248 posts)
40. I really wouldn't be surprised if it's some sort of framework/counterweight
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 09:01 PM
Jun 2019

As has been discussed he leans way forward, a result of his lift shoes and huge gut. It would force him to carry his weight on his toes, no easy feat for a fat lazy POS like him. Maybe he’s got some sort of weight attached to his ass to shift his center of mass more where it ought to be and allow him to unload his toes a bit. He does seem to be real uncomfortable with stairs.

2naSalit

(86,798 posts)
44. If you watch the video,
Sat Jun 29, 2019, 09:21 PM
Jun 2019

it's his big ass and handle bar rolls above. You can see the outlines in his suit when he steps up on the riser.

His suit is just like pooty's so...

 

UniteFightBack

(8,231 posts)
65. Did you see him COMPLETELY IGNORE Theresa May? That whole video was disturbing...including his
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 05:07 AM
Jun 2019

huge ass and rolls.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,866 posts)
54. But we know we're overweight and don't get a doctor to tell the world
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 12:05 AM
Jun 2019

we weigh 60 lbs. less than we really do and are three inches taller than we really are; we don't think we're god's gift to the opposite sex; we don't make fun of women's looks even though we ourselves look like a mutant orange walrus with hair dyed the color of urine, lying in an unmade bed.

 

UniteFightBack

(8,231 posts)
66. You're right it is childish but I'm also starting to think that these types of comments are also
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 05:10 AM
Jun 2019

part of human nature....???? Obviously not every human...but looks like a good segment.

Full disclosure I did participate in this thread with a comment. *blush*

hatrack

(59,592 posts)
75. The presidency is the most stressful job in the world, and to the degree possible . . .
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 11:59 AM
Jun 2019

Last edited Mon Jul 1, 2019, 09:51 AM - Edit history (1)

The POTUS OWES it to his employers to keep in some sort of reasonable physical shape to deal with the crushing stress of the job.

Obama did, Bush II did, Clinton sorta did, Bush I did, even freaking Reagan chopped wood and rode horseback.

This lazy fuck can't be bothered to do anything except climb in and out of a golf cart - and I'm not talking about when he's playing golf. I'm talking about him having to ride when the rest of the G20 leaders walked down the street - Sardinia, I think it was.

It's not childish - it's yet another example of him not being up to any of the responsibilities of tho job, not even when it's his own health at stake, to say nothing of 330 million Americans he, uh, serves (so to speak).

It's fair game - once again, he's not doing his job.

Kali

(55,024 posts)
79. including me
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 12:22 PM
Jun 2019

but when a raging narcissistic hypocrite comments on women's looks and actually seems to believe he is somehow physically attractive to any living creature other than scavengers and decomposition organisms...meh, I think we can be forgiven for our "childishness."

It's the hypocrisy, _______!

Buns_of_Fire

(17,197 posts)
60. Maybe he accidentally partially tucked his jacket into his pants
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 02:30 AM
Jun 2019

the last time he went #2. Or maybe it's his Emperor(tm) model fanny pack, which holds 10 Big Macs and a six-pack of Diet Coke. Or maybe it's just plain old...

captain queeg

(10,248 posts)
67. This just registered with me: Trump playing tennis
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 08:11 AM
Jun 2019

It’s pretty surprising since it requires some physical effort. Of course he might just have sycophants hit the ball directly to him. And then purposely miss the return so he wins every time. I know he goes to great lengths to cheat at golf.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,197 posts)
70. As I imagine it... Out of frame, to the left...
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 09:07 AM
Jun 2019

...is the lackey assigned to toss tennis balls straight up in the air so Comrade Fatass can try to lob them over his shoulder.

Out of frame, to the right, is the medical team, the Crash Cart, the KFC Cart, the Big Mac Cart, the Ice Cream Cart, and the Presidential Golf Cart.

Vinca

(50,308 posts)
68. Maybe he's wearing a man girdle and it's pushing all the orange flab over the top of the pants.
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 08:19 AM
Jun 2019

Hunka hunka burnin' love. Has Melania been spotted anywhere yet or did she make a run for it?

Ilsa

(61,698 posts)
74. There might be a health issue.
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 11:41 AM
Jun 2019

Maybe we could send KFC coupons if it is.

If his shape is becoming more round vs pear, perhaps he is developing diabetes or a heart condition.

Grasswire2

(13,571 posts)
81. No, this is my Saturday night cackle with my friends here.
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 12:40 PM
Jun 2019

But it is a bit bothersome to see.

What would America think if Obama or George W. showed up with an apparent seat cushion inside their pants?

donkeypoofed

(2,187 posts)
82. That's the ass end of a Morbidly Obese Human man
Sun Jun 30, 2019, 02:14 PM
Jun 2019

I left out.capitalizing "man" because he isn't much of one.

His obesity is also why he sits every chair like he's on the toilet - to cover his corpulent belly.

When he said he wasn't impressed after checking out Hillary's ass - I thought the same thing then. And.Spanky has only gained weight since that time!

He is a lardass as well as a dumbass.

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