That remark about the podiatrist is pure gold!

good to practice when you get the chance. My brother went to the dark side years ago. Haven’t talked to him since our last parent passed. He doesn’t live anywhere near me so no chance of running into him which I’ll take as a win.

That was great. I am so devastated about what our country is doing to people only looking to apply for amnesty, especially children. We are damaging them for life, and possibly creating future terrorists.

Not to be mean, hey I have Trumpers in my family, too, I know how they bring it out in us decent folk.

being made fun of is their kryptonite. Have to take care they don't get violent, of course, but the hate being laughed at. That narcissistic trait seems to have gone viral among RW assholes.

Usually just small talk, he's still in OK and I'm in GA. We keep away from politics because his cell reception sucks in the boonies and neither one of us wants to waste our time with the ranting, cussing fit we both have when anything relating to that rat-bastard comes up.

We both think there is a fiery blue-flame place in Hell for him and he can't get there soon enough. So lucky I've never lost my bro.

Oh well, next time.

I hope this is a good thing.

My relatives are all cool but some old friends and acquaintances who are (were?) Trump lovers have scaled back dramatically on their public Trump worship.

Which is kinda sad in a way 'cause lately I've missed screwing up their news feed and generally pwning and making fun of the RW shit they share with everybody. I've noticed that with their mentality it's so, so easy to get them mad and all huffy puffy which helps to ruin their day and make mine. And they got nothing, just insults.

Elvis use to fry them and I thought that would be bad, until I tried them. OMG I love bologna.

But now not only is Trump ruining the 4th for this 20 year Navy vet but now he's gone and ruined bologna sandwiches too.

That fat orange psychopath and his Slovenian sex worker have a lot to answer for.

Piled up on sandwiches: it's SO good that way. Better than one or two thick slices, or at least to MY taste buds. I worried the deli guy/lady might think it odd, but no one's ever batted an eye. BTW I agree about Trump hijacking the Fourth. I wish everyone but the deplorables who got free tickets for the roped off area up front would STAY AWAY. The overhead view would look even better than the inauguration.

A lot of sandwich meat taste better shaved. Maybe it's the air incorporated between slices... kinda like with a mousse.

I will try it the next time I'm at the deli. Thanks for the recommendation.

Oh yeah, fried bologna!! My mother used to fry it when we were kids. She said it was what people ate during the depression. She was a depression baby.

Every now and then I get a craving. Fry it with onions slap it on bread and add mustard. To die for!!

You just made my weekend!!! Keep it going! Happy 4th!

laughed my ass off. Give 'em hell, TEB! "Be Best Bed and Breakfast"

Have a nice 4th of July!

Keep up the good job. Not too much here makes me laugh anymore.

the fact that he still talks to you says to me that he knows who's making sense and talking truth. apparently that's further along than either his wife or her kids will get.

i like it though. the Be Best Bed and Breakfast. 3 UNsquare meals a day. fresh water from the toilet. no soap or toothpaste, 50 to a room built for 2.

Loved it...like everything else you write.

I'm sure the Boog is way proud!!

Thanks for the Snickers

Too painful, usually