TANKS GO VRRROOOM! Fourth Of July party

Evan Hurst July 03, 2019 11:31 AM

In the olden days, before 2016, the United States America didn't feel the need to throw small-dicked chickenshit displays of military fortitude in order to find its self worth. We didn't need it. For better or for worse, we all knew our military could kick anybody else's military's ass, and that we didn't need to SAY THAT OUT LOUD ALL THE TIME. That's called "speaking softly and having a big dick, we mean stick." But that was before Donald Trump was "elected." Now we have a commander-in-chief in name only who is projecting all his masculine insecurities into throwing a BOOM BOOM TANKS GO BOOM AIR-P'ANE! fireworks party for himself in the nation's capital on America's birthday. No one whose life adds anything of value to humanity will attend ...

Do they know where all the tanks are actually going to go in DC? No. Do they know how they're going to get to that unknown place? No. Is it going to damage the DC roads, pretty much no matter what? Ayup! Does Trump care? Of course not! Was this event planned in any kind of thoughtful way by thoughtful people? LOL, planning is for liberals ...

... The White House is giving away tickets to their closest associates, and the RNC is handing out VIP section reacharounds to donors, which is totally OK, because somebody from the RNC told the Washington Post that when a DEMOCRAT was president, donors got tickets to DEMOCRAT White House events. Of course, this isn't at the White House (the president's residence, so the rules are a bit different), it's at the Lincoln Memorial, but hey, what are details when Donald Trump is going to cry all day if he doesn't get his precious tanks? ...

... there is a fat chance in hell Trump will be able to make it five minutes without whining about his political opponents. This is a foregone conclusion, because this is Donald Trump we are talking about. He wasn't raised well and has literally no idea how to behave in public ...

https://www.wonkette.com/everything-about-president-dicklesss-tanks-go-boom-parade-is-either-pathetic-or-illegal