The Great Cosmic Experiment was a flop.

or in other words as far as possible from us.

until after the honeymoon so she can recuperate while new hubby is out barebacking porn stars?

Just like Al Franken was accused of.

And I'd bake hacksaws and files into it. Hang around with Trump long enough, eventually you'll need them.

is she "not his type"?

Except for the playboy model, who had large breasts.

She's as dumb as a rock. Their affair lasted quite a long time.

if my own observations of such men serve as an accurate meter.

My bad.

A link in the article to another such dementia:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/couple-throws-maga-wedding-paying-tribute-to-president-trump/

the comments section was a gold mine, as you can imagine

Many Happy Returns

Many thousands (millions?) of republicans are wearing red hats that say America is not great.

In great big letters.

I only hope that one or both of them are sterile. Ugh!

That bride pumping her arm in the air yelling USA!

What a freaky thing to do at your wedding.

It wouldn't surprise me if the husband offered.