MUELLER has been diagnosed!1 Plus, the difference between Tricky Dick and SHITLER

So those (just kidding: ) deep thinkers and high moralists, the wingnuts, are ecstatic about having a fresh object of their malicious personal attacking, the new face on their dart board being MUELLER. With their usual superficiality in confusing appearance with essence, they actually think that his frail demeanor somehow discredits the investigation and the findings. Their claims that his APPEARANCE was “devastating” pretend to the erasure of what actually are the DEVASTATING findings against SHITLER.

But in the perpetual spirit of Librul REACHING OUT to Deplorables, I am gifting them with real ammunition for them to use (as if they ever run out): A *diagnosis* for MUELLER’s condition! Yaas, it has been deemed that MUELLER is suffering from ----------------TA DA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------ “BENGHAZI”. Yes, MUELLER has Benghazi. Not Benghazi Fever or Benghazi Syndrome, just Benghazi.

Old fashioned Tricky Dick was still his nefarious self in the criminal sense, but his personal characteristics are even more memorable: The deviousness, sleaze, greed, resentment, envy and all the rest, in the sense of image, sweaty and fast growing beard looking unshaven, thuggish, a less physically fit Bluto. Yet, despite all that, he was still bound by the Past, by Standards. He had just enough conscience to feel some guilt, or at least to feel inferior by means of acknowledging being judged, in the days before “low self esteem” was curable. He had a sense of History. When he entered to Hail to the Chief, he literally *MARCHED* in time, his unabashed dorkiness to be seen now as submission to the discipline of the music, another acknowledgement that there really is something higher to match up to.

That’s the difference with SHITLER, who is unabashed in being a mobster, who judges himself by material, superficial ends (“success”), who certainly sees dorkiness as the ultimate to be mocked about.

On second thought, there is less difference than what I thought, since he also will be less remembered by whatever criminality, rather by his personal characteristics of being despicable.