I think we need to support the notion that Greenland should be given statehood.

They could get federal funding to melt their ice and make the island live up to its name year round. Then we need to invade nearby Iceland and take their geothermal resources. That will keep the golf courses playable year round. I mean, think of it. It could replace Florida as the national garden spot. Think about it. 5.00 supper restaurants on every corner. Trumpco could welcome Publix Markets. Tamiami Trail Norte. Greenland Orange Juice. A new cruise ship port at Nuuk, in the shadow Trump Tower Nuuk. An IvankaMall on ground level.

Maybe an Epstein Hotel For Men, even.

Yeah . . . . . the more I think about this, the more I like it.

Hell yeah!

Greenland51




Trump! Wutta guy. A true visionary.




























Cuz ya never know how shit you post gets taken, this is satire.