They also have bookings from here to eternity, and no spare ships.

Now, the US Navy...

Insurance wouldn't insure them for that type of activity either. Would also be an invitation for a shareholder lawsuit.

This a job for the government, put our oversized navy to productive use.

but the clues indicate you're actually a Contrarian - the 13th sign of the zodiac.

Wouldn’t that be wonderful?

@CruiseNorwegian
@CarnivalCruise
@DisneyCruise
@RoyalCaribbean
@PrincessCruises
@MSCCruisesUSA
@BPCruiseLine

Thanks for doing that.

Especially since cruise lines have done it before.

Irma/Maria:
https://www.cruisecritic.com/news/news.cfm?ID=8058#recovery-efforts

In case that's too much context, an example:

"Norwegian Cruise Line, in cooperation with the government of St. Thomas, deployed Norwegian Sky to the island to rescue thousands of displaced residents and stranded travelers."

Which is registered in the Bahamas should be required by law to do so - of course, any country that offers itself as a tax haven for companies in that way is unlikely to impose such a law.