and if anyone should wear one it should be her

Like she thinks she's the bee's knees in that mess.

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Remember when trump, unprovoked, called Heidi Klum ugly?

Not the brightest penny

supporter that is trying to make Ivanka look absurd.

She’s getting pranked by clothes designers.

“Do you think this goes too far?”

“Nah just say she’s just like Jackie and she’ll be happy”.

She looks like a Venus Fly Trap. That's what you call a get up.

But I know fabrics and basic dressmaking techniques.

The sleeves of her top are broad flounces cut on the bias. The point of cutting fabric on the bias is to highlight the draping, flowing quality of the cloth. This material has very little drape to maximize.

Note the section of the hem on the peplum of her top that has been blown up by the wind. See the ragged edge? You would expect to see that on the hem of a pair of old jeans, not a dress worn to any sort of formal occasion.

The color is perfect for a World War II reenactment of the storming of Omaha Beach. Mind you, there are some people whose coloring might be flattered by such a shade; Ms. Trump is not one of them.

So to sum up, the fabric is wrong for the design, the construction is terrible, and the color may be useful for covering up pea soup vomit stains.

Work it girl!

Did you see her earlier photo...she left a clip for an extension in her hair. So much for her new "bob" making her seem "more businesslike so she will be taken seriously".

I used to design and sew garments as a hobby, so I know what you are talking about. I wouldn't have thought about the appropriateness of the fabric for a cut on the bias, but now that you mention it, yes, it doesn't make sense. I can't believe she would even buy a garment with such poor construction (ragged seam finish).

Also strange is the epaulets, which totally do not go with the style of garment. Just very weird, because an epaulet goes with military-type styling and the sleeves on this garment are anything but.

And then there is the complex tie business going on at the midriff.

Really, the whole garment is just strange and from a designer or stylist point of view, doesn't work.

They are the fancy icing piping on a fishmeal confectionary.

You are correct in saying that the dress doesn't work. But then, neither does its wearer.

That's gotta be her own design.

You're doing it wrong.

n/t

Good one!!

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