"Sudden Death"

Jebus Effin' Krist!

It's bad enough when the Federalist Society wants "originalist" interpretations of the Constitution, the Religionistas want to follow the laws of Moses.

Very few of them manage to uphold more than 3 or 4 of the 10 Commandments and only the 2nd of the Amendments.

Yikes.

The higher the hair, the closer to God.

all that short poufy bit at the top followed by about a mile of long perm

I'd hate like hell to have to deal with that mess on a daily basis

I just ate lunch and then saw that picture.

Where the hell is the nausea medication?

I shared it w/ my daughter.

I guess there was a plan to let G-d sort it out.

Sounds important to me. Was it an NRA shirt? That would really be worth it, then.

Give me that old time religion!

It leadeth me into the parking lot for shoot-outs. It reneweth my faith in the NRA. It leadeth me to buy ammunition. Yea, though I might meet people I dislike, I shall not converse cordially with them, for my pistol is with me. Its full magazine and trigger comfort me. It prepareth for me targets in the presence of my enemies. It arointeth my head in gunsmoke; my mouth runneth overtime. Surely ambulances and corpses shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will worship my firearms forever

All that wimpy talk of shepherds and still waters really needs to get butched up for the 21st century. Thank goodness one of these women had the foresight to be carrying so that this argument could have the potential to turn into murder. How else is anyone supposed to know the disagreement was serious?

Highest clarity, expert cut, three carats minimum.

Thanks.

"Melinda declined to speak to police after her arrest and requested an attorney instead, according to Willis, who added that a mental evaluation of her may be part of the investigation."

Maybe a mental evaluation should be in order before one gets a concealed weapon permit.

...so we can't do that.
People need guns to protect themselves from people with guns!
Guns!
Guns guns guns guns guns!!

Just a little advanced warning would be nice in order to get innocent bystanders out of the area.

Worshippers clutching AR-15 rifles hold commitment ceremony

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/02/28/pennsylvania-church-ceremony-guns/383815002/

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So they don’t harm the rest of us.

She's literally "clinging to guns and religion."

I assume a decades-long murderous feud is in the offing...

Except the woman with the gun may have killed the other. Someone need to change churches.

out for you, then use a gun, I guess. ... must be written someplace in their bibles.

The militarization of Jesus goes back to at least the 4th century.

political reasons, looks good for a politician to attend church with the family. So, when I heard and sung "Onward Christian Soldiers," it was a total WTF to me. All this talk about love, kindness and everything else ... then they sang "Onward Christian Soldiers." And the KKK with their burning crosses and all. God outta one side of their mouth ... and hatred and murder out the other side. ... so totally F'ed up. As George Carlin would say, it's a club. Ha, and often a club to beat people with.

It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them ...

Former President Obama

In this case guns and religion.

either was left standing

(sarcasm)

they never heard of "turning the other cheek".

hopefully take out the gun-nuts 1 or even better 2 at a time

when someone pulls the trigger.

and grab the guns and start firing away. Disgusting. And these were supposedly Christian and church going people. Pathetic.

Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys

What could go wrong?

BTW I am going to Oak Hill, WV in a few weeks. I go through Oak Hill on my way to the Gauley River.

Beautiful river. Well beyond my capabilities. Think I'll stick to flat water.

So I guess they are speeding the word that way.

That last quote qualifies for understatement of the year.

in other news, a woman "accidentally" shot her daughter who was coming from school to surprise her with a visit.

i think some gun nuts just really want to shoot someone. accidental my ass. negligent at the very least.

Her own husband kept her from shooting the other woman, and could have been injured himself, since he was trying to wrestle the gun from her.

Respectfully, Florida lifer.

Kiss and make up? I wonder how that's going to work?

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

Teh Crazee is strong here.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ

"Turn that other cheek this way, sweetie, and I'll pop a cap in that ass."

One of them is a "true" Christian, and the other one is not.

Does this mean that the Second Amendment only applies
to muzzle loading, black powder firearms?

So why didn’t the pastor/husbands tell them what they were to do and end the argument...?

I told my son we were not to get out of the car under and circumstances short of a severe accident. I made sure we went through in the late hours.

...so this kind of violence doesn't flare up again.