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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat product should Trump market in his next phase?
I voting for
Orange-u-tan by Trump
to give you the very very best unnatural glow
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...that's what all the right-wing con men end up hawking...
bubbazero
(296 posts)Trump Condoms, for a better world! No matter your size , they're HUGE! If only Fred-(father) had fucked with them!
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,627 posts)Turbineguy
(37,337 posts)They're so dull. They could really use some pazzazz!
canetoad
(17,164 posts)NanceGreggs
(27,814 posts)... something manufactured in the USA instead of China!!!
Hekate
(90,705 posts)Isn't that traditional?
NCLefty
(3,678 posts)Customer: *sprays* ... "It smells like bullshit."
Perfume salesperson: "That's the point! *flourish*"
Customer: "Ohhhhh... *sprays again* Yes, this smells delicious. I'll take the deluxe promo pack!"
NBachers
(17,116 posts)Try our Magat Banquet today
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,492 posts)Trump-branded Depends.
For when you shit your pants when handed a subpoena..........
Old Crow
(2,212 posts)That was too easy.
randr
(12,412 posts)Why wait for him to fuck you when you can do it yourself?
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,348 posts)samnsara
(17,622 posts)TruckFump
(5,812 posts)...from the inside.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)malaise
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