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(5,754 posts)the same height as Trump without his lifts. Liddle?
dalton99a
(81,516 posts)"because I was the best student"
smb
(3,473 posts)dalton99a
(81,516 posts)For amusing use of Sharpie.
malaise
(269,056 posts)He made it worse
Skraxx
(2,977 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)I had missed that!
malaise
(269,056 posts)She wanted to read my work of 290 pages. My examiners had given me high praise.
When she finished reading it, her first response was that she found one spelling error. I still laugh when I think about it.
central scrutinizer
(11,652 posts)dis(respect) + (des)cribe = discribe
malaise
(269,056 posts)A portmanteau combines words like hotel and motel or breakfast and lunch as brunch.
central scrutinizer
(11,652 posts)I meant to imply the orange menace has coined a new portmanteau out of his vast intellect and vocabulary
malaise
(269,056 posts)LOL
RAB910
(3,501 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)The "hyphen(sic)" means he meant to do that. Get it?
RAB910
(3,501 posts)TwilightZone
(25,471 posts)Yes, that pretty much sums it up.
malaise
(269,056 posts)and an apostrophe will never be a hyphen - he really is fucking stupid.
TommyCelt
(838 posts)... he was going for Li'l. I can't be sure.
And then this trump AGAIN won the hard-fought battle with spellcheck.
TwilightZone
(25,471 posts)Typical of his childish name-calling.
But with Trump, one never knows.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)Lard Ass Donnie? A stable genius? In any stable in the world, he would be the biggest horse's ASS.
robbob
(3,531 posts)He thinking of lil as a childish abbreviation of little. Like, you lil scamp, or...
muriel_volestrangler
(101,322 posts)Link to tweet
"For those looking up punctuation early on a Friday morning:
A hyphen is a mark - used to divide or to compound words.
An apostrophe is a mark ' used to indicate the omission of letters or figures."
jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)volstork
(5,402 posts)Merriam-Webster has been absolutely masterful at trolling IQ45 for the past 3 years. It's been beautiful to watch.
dalton99a
(81,516 posts)smb
(3,473 posts)...because il Doofus needs an intervention:
treestar
(82,383 posts)He's the Nation's Idiot. The National Idiot.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)He is a pox on the world.
Energy, climate, corruption, dot, dot, dot
Dot, dot, dot, he is bigger than Adam when it comes to ruining everything!
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)nolabear
(41,987 posts)I dont know whos in charge of M-W but theyll be in the Resistance Museum I plan to build.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Smh.
leftstreet
(36,109 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Remember, the stable genius is playing 4d chess. He's always at least 3 moves ahead of you.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)2naSalit
(86,647 posts)Fucking moran is losing his shit in public on the the twit machine.
volstork
(5,402 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,269 posts)nolabear
(41,987 posts)Simple, Young, buff man o the plain folks. (Note hyphen)
phatkatt
(1,376 posts)So while accusing the media of falsely pointing out grammatical errors, he commits several grammatical errors.
Journeyman
(15,036 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,356 posts)That reads like the real Dumbest Don, rather than a staffer or Miller, but bizarro world and this dimension keep colliding.
BumRushDaShow
(129,105 posts)Link to tweet
TEXT
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
Liddle Adam Schiff, who has worked unsuccessfully for 3 years to hurt the Republican Party and President, has just said that the Whistleblower, even though he or she only had second hand information, is credible. How can that be with zero info and a known bias. Democrat Scam!
113K
2:13 PM - Sep 26, 2019
Link to tweet
TEXT
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle, not Liddle, in discribing Corrupt Congressman Liddle Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong. A small but never ending situation with CNN!
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7:02 AM - Sep 27, 2019
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,356 posts)It's just hard to accept that The Dumbest Don really is that ignorant.
BumRushDaShow
(129,105 posts)But posting them makes them look even more insane (especially since often you'll see posts of a tweet like the one in the OP, that are actually screencap images of a tweet).
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,356 posts)The Dumbest Don is trying to rot all our brains. We must jail TTMF, if only to keep him from infecting the children with "morans" syndrome!
BumRushDaShow
(129,105 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,356 posts)bdamomma
(63,875 posts)just go away or even better keep on eating that junk food and he will have a medical emergency...........
Moostache
(9,895 posts)progressoid
(49,991 posts)Marthe48
(16,975 posts)"Liddle'he's kicking my ass" (where the hypostrophe indicates an omission of letters)
JenniferJuniper
(4,512 posts)who fell down the rabbit hole.
God knows Wonderland was a far saner place than we are now...
nolabear
(41,987 posts)My head is spinning with the stupid.
C_U_L8R
(45,003 posts)But dumber.
smb
(3,473 posts)struggle4progress
(118,295 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)Thanks for the laugh in this insane time!
Beaverhausen
(24,470 posts)blugbox
(951 posts)Like how a small child would say little.
That's my best translation.
VOX
(22,976 posts)A very petulant, infantile, corrupt, unbalanced and dangerous individual now occupies the White House. And yet, 40-some percent of Americans still support him.
Massive challenge ahead: how to attain peace between Democratic/progressive America and Republican/conservative America. Or is that now impossible?
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DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)42bambi
(1,753 posts)Botany
(70,516 posts)Borderer
(50 posts)Probably one of his campaign babyminders told him he needed the apostrophe to show the missing G was deliberate, and his tiny brain interpreted that as meaning that placing a random apostrophe on the end of any intentionally misspelled word was the right thing to do. Years later that glob of Trumpknowledge bubbles back to the surface, and he is so proud of himself for remembering to use punctuation other than an exclamation mark that he gets all butthurt when CNN doesn't recognise his genius by reprinting it.
Cue misspelled tweet boasting about his spelling prowess and his unique personal interpretation of the rules and terminology of English grammar.
Botany
(70,516 posts)I have always been a fan of Trump's use of random commas ... he just kind of
stuck them anyplace he wanted to .... the man is a moron.
TommyCelt
(838 posts)that this was a parody account.
I quite literally can't.
Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)I know words, I have the best words. I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid.
MurrayDelph
(5,299 posts)(before coming over here)
Replying to @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @CNN
In his case, it isn't a hyphen (which was clearly wrong) nor an apostrophe (which was what he meant in his "perfect" tweet): it's a nervous tic.
ananda
(28,866 posts)Gotta admit, the laughs are good!
subana
(586 posts)this guy should be in a straitjacket, not the Oval Office!!
keithbvadu2
(36,829 posts)Trump calls Congressman Adam Schiff "Little Adam Schitt"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211446937
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211883707
struggle4progress
(118,295 posts)and the internet totally changed what I posted and made it look like I'd called him an asshole!