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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,489 posts) Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:17 PM Oct 2019

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman hold a press conference on the whistleblower's identity

The Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman press conference ends with a promise to release the Ukraine whistleblower’s name in 24 hours. The event was regularly interrupted by Burkman’s barking pet Dachshund, Jack Jr.

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Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are having a press conference in Burkman's driveway tomorrow, this time claiming they've been digging up dirt in Ukraine.

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Hapless conservative smear merchants Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman claim they’ll reveal the Ukraine whistleblower’s name at a 12 pm press conference today in Burkman’s driveway. It’s worth noting they’re prolific liars, and Wohl is facing a felony charge over an earlier scheme.

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Given the Wohl / Burkman propensity for lying, I probably won’t be tweeting much, if at all, from today’s press conference. Notably everyone in the neighborhood has put their garbage out for the day — the last time Wohl had an event here, it was interrupted by a garbage truck.

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Jacob Wohl claims he has the name of the Ukraine whistleblower, but can’t publish it today for legal reasons. Meanwhile two hours ago his partner claimed they would:

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The Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman press conference ends with a promise to release the Ukraine whistleblower’s name in 24 hours. The event was regularly interrupted by Burkman’s barking pet Dachshund, Jack Jr.

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Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman hold a press conference on the whistleblower's identity (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2019 OP

LOL, WTF is it illegal today and legal tomorrow (sniff, sniff) anyone else smell horse sh*t? Thomas Hurt Oct 2019 #1

Those two are a great comic relief act. MineralMan Oct 2019 #2

I know! I know! The whistle blower is...wait for it... MineralMan Oct 2019 #3

I think it's you, MineralMan PJMcK Oct 2019 #7

No, I'm not The Sane Progressive. MineralMan Oct 2019 #8

Media Alert! gratuitous Oct 2019 #4

Jacob Wohl's desperate attempts to appear relevant -- SAD... Blue Owl Oct 2019 #5

I AM THE WHISTLEBLOWER NewJeffCT Oct 2019 #6

WE ARE ALL THE WHISTLEBLOWER NOW... MineralMan Oct 2019 #9

Isn't it obvious? SoCalNative Oct 2019 #10

Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)

1. LOL, WTF is it illegal today and legal tomorrow (sniff, sniff) anyone else smell horse sh*t?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:19 PM

Oct 2019

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

2. Those two are a great comic relief act.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:24 PM

Oct 2019

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

3. I know! I know! The whistle blower is...wait for it...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:25 PM

Oct 2019

The Sane Progressive of former YouTube Fame. Really. Well, my guess is as good as anyone's, right?

PJMcK

(22,037 posts)

7. I think it's you, MineralMan

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:34 PM

Oct 2019

Your sane and clear understanding of all that's going on coupled with your historical perspective make your insights too prescient. You must know more than you're letting on.

Further, I believe you to have been the Sane Progressive.

Just my guess.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

8. No, I'm not The Sane Progressive.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #7)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:41 PM

Oct 2019

I'm really secretly Louise Mensch, who also knows who the whistleblower is, but she has only told Claude Taylor, who I also am, sometimes.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

4. Media Alert!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 01:26 PM

Oct 2019

Really, how do these two knotheads think they have any remaining credibility? What media outlets are going to listen to a word these conmen say? Will Jacob remember to zip up his pants this time?