in XXXXX-large? Somebody better check with Lowes first. It might need some metal braces and such.

I could see it constantly tipping over and having to be propped up again.

Crown of thorns is no problem though, just put some rose stems in his hair and pull it tight. Snap!

He holds the economy together single handed. so on and so forth.

could evoke "I am Devine" type responses. Of course, the comments need to be clearer, such as how the OP suggests, to get through the thick skulls of his evangelical base.

See if he lasts seven hours.

See if he can speak seven sentences while hanging up there.

See if he forgives the people doing it.

See if he speaks to God at the end.




Yeah......don't think so......

You mean like that?

The man struggles with 2nd grade English.

Hah!!!!!

Do you mean "complete, coherent ones?"

The narcissism is just too nauseating...

Yeah, me neither.

Imprison TTMF.

Just make him carry the cross on his back for five paces, he would have a fatal coronary from the most work he has done in his life.

A "Rockwell" painting - IQ45 carrying a cross down the 18th hole of Mar-A-Lago, crowds cheering him on wearing their latest MAGA hats, Melania sipping a banned imported French wine, and the "boys" (Jr. & Eric) complaining to the course marshal that "someone" is slowing down the "play of the game."

it has to be on velvet - available at flea markets and at TRUMP.COM!

care about the possible distractions. As long as his eternal visit to the 19th hole is really, really burning hell for that asshole, then I am good with whatever his wife drinks or his loser sons whine about.

But of course that dimwit would not get far off the18th tee once the cross is put on his back.

a slow torture would be feasible, just like what he did to those migrants pulling their children away from them.

Put them in cages especially Stephen Miller.

I thought it was going to be good for him. Why is he crying so much about it?

Jesus wasn't just bad-mouthed or called names. (Does Trump have Jesus confused with Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer?)

I was taught that a perfect, sinless Jesus had to endure the weight of every sin ever committed upon his immortal soul. That was--supposedly--the greatest agony that he endured.

he wouldn't even take him in as a refugee.

potential terrorism, after which sent to GITMO, never again to have freedom.

Jesus the Christ is of descent wherein He is depicted as written in Eastern Orthodox iconography--» Dark complected, DARK, not fair skinned as portrayed in Western sacred art.

Blasphemy and clamor unto Heaven and against Holy Spirit:

In Christian hamartiology, eternal sins, unforgivable sins, or unpardonable sins are sins which will not be forgiven by God. One eternal or unforgivable sin (blasphemy against the Holy Spirit) is specified in several passages of the Synoptic Gospels, including Mark 3:28–29, Matthew 12:31–32, and Luke 12:10.

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But that was NOT the case.

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Even Jesus wanted just a little more time
When he was walking spanish down the hall