...you know, I'm coming to wonder if the Trump-is-Andy-Kaufman theory might actually be true. At the right psychological moment, he'll pull the mask off, and have the greatest laugh in history at everybody's expense...

it is usually spelled either Caroline or Carolyn. It looks like trumps bad spelling.

Good Lord! There's a wiki page dedicated to Old Yeller's pseudonyms.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump

I mean... think of it. Donald Trump, the future President of the United States, is so pathetic that he sat his ass down, took pencil in hand, wrote this bilge, and put it in the mail to be published in the newspaper. He is so utterly comical.

'Her' writing sounds exactly like every text he writes. Including the ...

I can so clearly hear Stephen Colbert imitating Drumpf while reading this very fake letter. Who knew? Drumpf really did invent fake news!

...I do not believe any man in America gets more calls from women wanting to see him, meet him, or go out with him. The most beautiful women,
the most successful women--all women love Donald Trump

Carolin Gallego