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The Japanese camera and watch industries got big after World War II, thanks to General McArthur. Who was a prude. His theory was, every dollar a soldier spent on a camera or watch was a dollar they wouldn’t have to spend on chasing Japanese women.

In that light, every $3000 an Evangelical Christian spends on a pair of Nikes with holy water in the soles is $3000 they can’t send to the Trump campaign.

I always wanted to walk on water.

They do allow you to do that.

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Might help America though... I've often said that Donnie Shit for Brains, his entire fucking family...and their fucked up supporters are like dogshit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.

That would be fun!

The power of Nike compels you.

P.S. I hope you've seen the movie This Is The End. Otherwise, my comment makes about as much sense as these shoes...

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Or, get both for $6,000.

One says: hee-yal. The other says: hee-yel.

I miss the Duzies!

sorry couldn't resist

own water for less than $3K. In fact, I have a small bottle of River Jordan water sitting here in my hallway.

I always look at these things the same way I look at people who collect things like baseballs or 'game-worn' jerseys...who gives a flip if its "real" anyway?

JC Penney had galoshes or something for sale, and the marketing offended too many people. The product was withdrawn, and probably re-labled.

For a mere $3,000 you can get a kit that includes grape juice and alcohol; just add water!

Spoke up for the poor and against materialism and the rich would be okay with these.

Imagine what they'd get for a Nike relic shoe. Stuff a little saintly hair in the sole and bada bing, bada boom $10,000.