I imagine its sooooo much worse

So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!

1. "Do you think we need to get a lawyer?"
Yes, you do, and a good one at that.

2. "Is Rudy going to snitch on the President?"
Yes, he is. Rudy will ALWAYS save Rudy first. Always. In fact, it will come down to who can throw who under the bus first.

3. "McConnell and a few Senators are talking with the President about resigning if more information is about to come out. They have to protect the Party."
Unfortunately, for #MoscowMitch and his GOP* cabal of TRAITORS, the party is just about toast.

4. "Rick Perry will spill everything he knows....he's already said that he was never told anything about the Bidens.."
Though a world-class tool and fool, Perry* is smart enough to know he could be thrown under the bus at a moment's notice.

5. "The rumor is that KellyAnne is about to resign, for family reasons."
Yes, the Mistress of Lies better worry that her husband may kick her lying, treasonous ass to the curb, and who, pray tell, would blame him?

6. "Nobody can talk with the President....he's paranoid that they are wiretapping his phone.."
There is no need to wiretap tRump*s phones. Every time he opens his mouth he digs himself in deeper and deeper.

7. "What was the name of that lawyer, again?"
1-800-YOU-ARE-FUCKED.

WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER !!
AGAIN !!

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