Chuck Norris doesn't think stupid thoughts. Stupid thoughts think him!

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I'm very white and sunburn easily.

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Maybe you got hit in the head once too often. Since 1950 we have had R leadership for 36 years and D leadership for 24. For you to state that a President in office for just the last 3 years with an obstructionist Congress is the reason our country is in trouble defies explanation.

Depending on which nutty interpretation of John of Patmos' mushroom trip you prefer, the anti-Christ either creates 1,000 years of hell on Earth before Jesus shows up and wrecks his shit, or Jesus shows up and reigns for 1,000 years on Earth before tearing it down and building a McMansion on the original lot. But "1000 years of darkness" is totally hinting that Obama's the anti-Christ- Norris has a column on Word Net Daily, he's well-versed in the Evangelical dialect of Christianese and knows his audience knows exactly what he means.

a loud and long dogwhistle to stir up the crazies.
This is scarey shit.

fuck chuck.

If the evil that would cause this 1,000 years if darkness before Jesus comes, shouldn't these nutjobs WANT Obama to win? So he can get the show on the road, as it were? Why do they want to fight it and postpone their destiny? Why do they want to delay it? Why do they hate Jesus? The mind boggles!

But they tend to be the ones who believe in either a pre-tribulation Rapture or seven years of suffering they can totally power through if they stock up in canned food and ammunition. That's part of why Evangelicals have got so moist for Israel of late, they decided that they needed all the Jews to head back to their homeland so they can convert or die en masse, which is apparently a pre-requisite in some of their theology.

There is nothing subtle about it

Why didn't he unleash this darkness in his first term? Why wait for a second term when there's a possibility he won't be reelected?

Christ characteristics.

He should know what this means. Galatians 1 "As we said before, so I say now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that we have preached unto you, let him be accursed".

Yet he is supporting a mormon, and encouraging other so called evangelist to do the same. According to the bible mormonism is a another gospel which is really not a gospel at all.

from the President's first term? Or does nothing before this election count?

brains

I was afraid he'd speak and I'd have to leave the room.

How are we going to have 1000 years of darkness when the world is coming to an end if Obama is reelected.

Dang, this is going to be an interesting ending to 2012.

Watching ine of his movies is like a thousand years of darkness.

Hey chuck the 1970's called you left your career there STFU

Just like all the irrelevent bs'ers who have to weigh in.

What a colossal waste of time to have anything to do with that twit.

Chuck Norris loves to expose his "christian values" on others but...............


From his Wikipedia page:


Family
Norris married Dianne Holechek in 1958. In 1963 their first child, Mike, was born. His daughter Dina was born in 1964 to a woman he was not married to.[20] Then, he had a second son, Eric, with his wife in 1965. After 30 years of marriage, Norris and Holechek divorced in 1988.

In November 1998, he married former model Gena O'Kelley, born in 1963 and 23 years Norris' junior. O'Kelley had two children from a previous marriage. She delivered twins in 2001: Dakota Alan Norris, a boy, and Daniele Kelly Norris, a girl.[21] The wedding was performed by Lawrence Kennedy, who is featured in Norris' autobiography. [22]

On September 22, 2004, Norris told Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart that his daughter Dina was the result of an extramarital affair. He did not meet her until she was 26, although she learned that he was her father when she was 16. She sent a letter to his home informing him of their relationship. After meeting her, Norris said he knew she was his daughter upon seeing her.[23]

Chuck Norris has six grandchildren, three from his son Mike[24] and three from his son Eric.[25







Is there a bigger hypocrite walking the earth than a GOP leaning evangelical?

...so you can kind of see his point.

If Norris is supporting Mitt, a Mormon, he is a total fucking hypocrite.

I mean I can see a scientist making certain predictions that might occur in 1000 years but your average person making prophetic claims is just a raving loon.

Chuck's taken too many shots to the head.

At least I wear protective gear, when I spar...

with pestulance, boils, raining frogs... and then there be dragons!!!

WHEN Obama wins re-elction... let's give the righties something to talk about...

1.) All of us get together, in small groups (20 or so...)
2.) When the election is called, and Obama wins it, we all (simultaneously) don dark robes...
3.) Start chanting the mantra from the original Heavy Metal "UUU-LA-TEKH...UU-LA-TEKH" (Repeat as needed, chanted as deeply as you can...)

The next day, the sun rises, and the righties look silly.

Anyone who believes the hype is based in anything but irony needs their heads examined.

to produce this pile of shit?
they are pulling out all the stops to win this election. i think it is because they sense that their scam is about to fall apart.
those who continue to subscribe to trickle-down economics and american exceptionalism will have no choice but to wake up soon.
republicans know this and want to grab as much as possible before they are rejected and hunted down for the criminals they are.
this may prove to be a watershed moment in modern history.
clowns and jesters may come out to defend their masters but the rest of us don't have that luxury. we need honest and fair politicians and policies if we want a country that is worth living in.
how does it enhance norris' image to subscribe to and promote this fear-mongering? isn't he a strong-man? this appeal sounds so wimpy.

You pay keen attention to your environment and make a clear assessment of the nature of potential threats. You don't look for trouble or falsely elevate stuff to the kind of absurd danger zone he has.

That, or he just took a few too many heel hooks from Bill Wallace.

Hat tip to Anthony Lane's New Yorker review of "The Expendables 2" for that bon mot.

His hair was so dark in that infomercial it was ridiculous.
Then later that night he appeared on Huckabuck's program on Faux Snooze and his hair was gray.

So, I guess Chuck thinks he can't sell something without his hair dyed black.
He is a poor spokesman for Romney.

a second attempt at it? Witch hunts, persecution of scientists, suppression of learning, etc ...they're already doing that, anyway.

tricky karate move

And unlike Clint Eastwood, all his movies suck.

can anyone name the last movie chuckie starred in?

I posted this article on facebook, and this "progessive" friend of mine complained that the liberal journalist who penned the title was guilty of the same things for which we criticize conservative journalists, that Chuck Norris wasn't threatening anything. I pointed out dictionary definitions and everything else that would point to its valid usage, but he wouldn't have any of it. I think he just likes to bitch about liberals not being pure enough, but I thought I'd run it past you guys first.

than 1,000 years of "Walker: Texas Ranger".

it takes 8 years to create a millenium of darkness. obama couldn't do it in just 4, you know.


ah, perhaps they're thinking of how the last republican sent the economy over the cliff in his second term....

Plus I do my best work in the dark. Thanks Chuck! I'm definitely voting for Obama now.

He is good in movies where he has very few lines. But, when he has speaking parts he is just horrible. He is on my list of bad actors. It is a short list most actors are very decent. But, he has never made it to the A list for any of his movies.

RepubliWankers invoke the Darkness & the Evil....shame on their twisted souls.

I know what Jesus would do about this. He'd blow Chunks on Chuckie.

I wouldn't even go that far if the GOP wins.

to go on the attack accusing the Democratic candidate of exactly what they themselves have planned and are ashamed to admit openly. This paid hack of an actor needs something to supplement his income for the exercise bench ads.

It's getting to be a tired trend for the gopers. They deflect criticism for what they doing by getting some frontman to accuse the Democrats of doing it.

I've heard so much about Chuck Norris that I thought he doesn't have to threaten anything. He just has to exist.

Actually considering this now, I think the GOP made a good move having Clint Eastwood on...

One of those "Angry White Guys", Lindsey Graham was speaking...and his angry white wife!

Don't you have exercise equipment to sell? Go pretend you're not old and irrelevant, former kick boxer.

whiteness if mittens wins. His stupidity pisses me off.

Would you believe a hollywood star who earns millions from senseless action movies?

Sid

You know these guys that claim "family values" are always the ones who aren't very family friendly!!

Just sayin!

What idiot asked you what you think?

And what idiot would actually waste ink printing your asinine boogy-man comments?

When have you ever said anything that was a nugget of political wisdom?

And worst of all... some dumb fucks actually think you're a smart fella. Fart smella is more like it.

He could've said if Obama was re-elected it would result in everyone having to watch 1,000 hours of Walker Texas Ranger.


Why does a over the hill kick boxer, and a b rated actor get so much attention anyway.

we'd better run while the running's good.

... 1,000 years gives people more time to make sure there is enough oil in the lamp.

Seriously, why does the right wing trot out these celebs with their viewpoints but ridicule celebrity dems, telling them that they know nothing. I think repug strategy is be unreasonable at every moment. Then they bitch about the parties working together ( for their goals only).