Unnamed Attorney: Mr. President, Doral just won't fly as a location for the G7. It could even lead to another charge in the articles of impeachment. You simply cannot hold that event at your own property and charge people who attend for rooms, meals, etc. That would be seen as a violation of the Emoluments clause in the Constitution.

Donwald J. Trump: Emoluments, schlemoluments, dammit! I'm the President of the United States and what I say goes. Do you understand me?

Attorney: I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you simply can't do it. Besides, all of the G7 countries have already said they won't come if it is held at Doral. Something about bedbugs and salmonella.

Donwald: What? Really? They won't come? But, I was counting on the G7 to solve Doral's problems and put off the bankruptcy thing a little longer. They won't come?

Attorney: They're all saying that, Mr. President. Between that and the emoluments thing, you're going to have to change your mind and hold it somewhere else.

Donwald: Well, fuck me! OK, then. I'll change it to fucking Camp David. Let all of those assholes cool their heels at that shithole Boy Scout Camp. I'll fly in when I have to on Marine One, and they can deal with the mosquitoes and boredom the rest of the time. Who cares about the G7, anyhow? They're all a bunch of cowards and ninnies. Why can't Vlad come, anyhow? Now, there's a MAN! Screw them all! Damp David it is! They'll be sorry!

Attorney: Good decision, Mr. President. I'd announce it right away.

Donwald: Whatever. I'll say something after my round this morning at Trump National.