An Appreciation Thread For Matt Gaetz. Thank You, Matt Gaetz, For Guaranteeing...

...that the Republicans can NEVER put your sorry ass on a congressional security committee. Now that you've broken security protocols by busting into a secured facility and bringing your cell phone, contrary to security protocols, you'll never get a security clearance.

It was bad enough having Devin Nunnes on a national security committee. Thanks for making sure you'll never be on one. All we have to do now is ask the Florida Bar Association to yank your law license for attempting to intimidate witnesses (Michael Cohen), and you'll be relegated to being a talking head on Fox Noise. Since that was the gig you wanted in the first place, we'll all be happy.

Matt Gaetz (R-Fl)
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