Let's Make a Deal

You stormed a SCIF today in order to demand ‘transparency’ in the impeachment inquiry process. Okay, Republicans – let’s negotiate.

But first, I would like you to do us a favour, though …

As proof that you are negotiating in ‘good faith’, along with evidencing that your only motive here actually is supporting ‘transparency’ in government, we’d like you to produce the following:

· The complete and unredacted Mueller report
· Trump’s tax returns for the taxation years specified by the House in their request for same
· Transcripts and/or audio recordings of all phone conversations between Trump and other world leaders, especially with Putin, Mohamed bin Salman, and Erdogan
· The translators notes’ from one-on-one, ‘closed door’ meetings between Trump and Putin
· A list of all venues considered for the G-7 summit, and all notes and communications evidencing that any venues other than Doral were ever scrutinized and/or assessed for their suitability

Oh, and just to lighten the mood (because we can all use an LOL! these days) we’d also like you to produce the Sharpie-enhanced map showing exactly where Trump’s wall between Mexico and Colorado will be located

Thanks in advance for what I am sure will be your forthcoming compliance with all of the above requests.