Baked Potato's Predictions Fresh From the Oven

Baked Potato’s predictions fresh from the oven:

Mostly baked:
Kaution Kolor Kommando resigns before Thanksgiving, prompting a Peoples Pronouncment of a new national Holiday, “Rainbows and Unicorns Day”, to fall on whatever day you want, at any day of the year, multiple times a day if wanted. On this time and day you can do just whatever you want to be happy and joyous. The rest of the world, and every other planet in our solar system declares a similar holiday. Kommando and his entire entourage are allowed to leave in an unmarked plane bound for a secret Epstein Estate owned island called Pink Puppet, known for its native Begonias and Carnations.

Half Baked:
Amy Klobuchar wins the Democratic primary and picks Mayor Pete as her running mate. She goes on to beat Mitt Romney and John Kasich, with Alabama as the only state not to go Blue. The Governors of Utah and Ohio revoke Mitt and John’s right to return home. They were both recently seen on a tourist’s YouTube video with long hair, beards, wearing Nehru shirts, and passing a Fatty on some Caribbean Island. Bobby Jindal and Nikki Haley unite to make an educational video titled, “Well, we really ARE the stupid party, after all”.

Baked:
Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi get awarded a joint Nobel Peace Prize for their due diligence on, well, just about everything. The Impeachment Hearings all get awarded Special Daytime Emmys.

Burnt:
After learning of Kommando’s resignation, all remaining living Presidents and their wives are seen in a Baltimore park sparking and passing multiple bongs packed with George’s personal homegrown strain, Fooled Again. Jimmy Carter, in a sweet HoverRound decked out with Carpenter squares and hammers, shouts, “God Damn!, it’s good to fuckin’ be Alive!”, just as Rosalynn slowly lets out her toke, nodding her head... and says, “Yes, Darlin’, yes”.

Overdone:
Booty Duty Rudy gets arrested for full on Treason, and is forcefully cuffed and perp walked live as Breaking News on Rachel’s show. He rips his shirt off with his remaining tooth live on camera, exposing a tattoo on his back of Valerie Plame, while shouting, “Fuck you All, I’m CIA!, I AM The Deep State!” The white-bearded Manafort “Treason! Sign Guy” is seen in the background and slowly removes his sunglasses while facing towards us...and it turns out he is actually...