inevitably end up with tacky.

I used to think the Palin family were the worst small-change cheapskate freeloading thieves in politics, but even in my worst nightmares did I think they would be even half as bad as the Trumps have been...

Right?

I don't hear anything.




for the sarcasm impaired

They are this close to peeing on the trees.

They can't afford Mar a Lago or the Trump DC hotel??

I thought the Trumps hated Camp David? It's not tacky enough for them.

Why aren't they having the party at a Trump venue? Surely that would be much more their style.

Call me paranoid, but I could see them "accidentally on purpose" burning the place down so that Trump wouldn't have to host the G7 there next year and could go back to his original plan.

Have they actually seen what really goes on behind the scenes at Daddy's LUXURY RESORTS?
Afraid of Daddy filming intimate moments?
Bed Bugs?
Too many Russian and Chinese mafia thugs around?
Daddy won't give them a discount rate?
Avoiding Russian Creditors?

I'm not that uptight about this. If daddy comes, it's legit.

It might even be legit anyway - family and guests of the President.