... off to the Facebook and Twitter...

Yes it's that bad.

It's scary.

maybe just - not yet.

I know by now to quickly look at the source. Thank goodness my freaking out only lasted a few seconds.

for Borowitz and the Onion to actually do what they do best!

"It was a DEMOCRAT, for God's sake, John F. Kennedy, who had the red phone 'hotline' direct contact from the White House to the Kremlin installed in the oval office, following the Democrat botched Cuban Missile Crisis, which followed the botched Bay of Pigs fiasco.

How much better will it be if Putin has actual desk space IN the oval office? No problem if the phone lines go down. They'll have actual face-to-face contact.
The Lincoln bedroom is being readied for Vlad and his entourage."

I doubt Putin is that nice in real life. Would guess Putin calls Trump something like "my puppet."

n/t